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Did anyone else catch a glimpse of the Damsel in Distress earlier ? With a face as bright as a tomato , they were definitely looking forward to the name they pulled . Didn’t think Technoblade , of all people , would have an admirer ! Then again , their taste is questionable at best — we shouldn’t expect anything less than absurdity . Who else would blush for xem ?

Oh ! And we can’t forget about the Little Lamb , can we ? Kissing a nameless nobody isn’t that big of a feat , but I must say I’m proud . Didn’t think she’d get that far if I’m being honest . Such a shame it was only for the game . What are the chances Nameless Nobody meant it ? ( Don’t answer that ; it’ll just break the poor Little Lamb’s heart , and I’d much rather see hive played like a fiddle . Better for business , so to speak . )

Sweetheart is making moves tonight , too . They pulled Dreamboat’s name ! Still can’t believe they approached him despite seemingly hating his guts . Are they secretly head over heels for the only other chess nerd on campus ? Tragic . Considering Dreamboat was “dating” the Queen of Hearts just a short while ago . . . Sorry Sweetheart . You may have finally found someone you can’t win over — or against . 

Here I was thinking the Queen of Hearts , with all her wild overconfidence , would win for sure . She and Dreamboat made quite the dazzling pair at the red carpet . Just not dazzling enough , apparently . Shame she couldn’t put her money where her mouth is . Or maybe she just chose the wrong guy to drag off ? Don’t misunderstand — blondie was a pretty armpiece — but I know someone who could’ve done better than him .

Vivi and the Ice Princess were my second choice , I must admit . A picture-perfect couple , I know I wasn’t the only one excited to see them . They’ll be the talk of the town for a good while , and not necessarily in a good way . All eyes are on you two now ; just waiting for you to crash and burn . If nothing else , I bet the fire will be absolutely splendid . Can someone bring marshmallows ?

Finally , our beloved Corpse and Karl . Their promotional materials were rather cute ; befitting for such a strange duo . One has to wonder if they did this seriously or not , though . Given how cheesy their spiel was , I wouldn’t be surprised if they submitted their names for shits and giggles . Although either way , I doubt they’d ever win anything like this . If you know , you know . 

~ Nick isn't big on regretting things. The thought of the past is a major touchy subject, but a few things haunt him.

~ On bad days, he'd say he regrets not being able to fully commit to taking his own life. He never managed to completely go through with it, calling out for help just as he did something almost fatal. On bad days, he'd say he wished he was dead.