You are judging a coconut pie eating between Adam, Robert, Jeff, Manfred, Elliot sheep detectives and Nick himself. The winner gets you for a week but the losers get to gang bang you right there on the stage while the winner films it for posterity. Who is the lucky winner and who are the five lucky losers?
omggg what a thought, lol i love this a lot!!! 😝🥧
nick is the winner bc imo the living breathing god himself is forever superior to all of his characters… and the idea that he’d not only have his way with me for a week but would also be filming these five other versions of himself gang-banging me on stage just makes it even betterrrrr 🔥
tysm for this ask tbh i’ve never been wetter 🫠💦















