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Films I’ve seen at the cinema in 2026, in order

6. Primate

Released on 30th January 2026, I viewed on 30th January 2026 | Directed by: Johannes Roberts | Written by: Johannes Roberts | Starring: Johnny Sequoyah, Jessica Alexander, Troy Kotsur and Miguel Torres Umba as Ben The Monkey | IMDB rating: 5.8/10 | my rating: 8/10

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I caught a mystery screening of Primate (2026) at my local Cinemark.

That is not how chimpanzees work. That is not how rabies works. That is not how putting pressure on a bite wound works. Also, even the characters who survived realistically should have died.

But the score is fucking terrific. And for as genuinely stupid as it is, the acting is solid and it does create good suspense.

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What “Primate” and Other Slasher Monkey Movies Get Wrong: A primatologist explains why monkeys aren’t monsters.

"What is the danger in films that turn chimps into monsters—either for the chimps or for humans?

This was something that Jane Goodall was concerned about: If chimpanzees are depicted as monsters all the time, who’s going to try to save them. And they’re endangered. People pose much greater danger to chimpanzees than chimpanzees do to people. People hunt them for food in much of Africa. And we destroy their habitats. We harm chimps in many, many ways. Like many animals, they’re at risk of becoming extinct. If people think of wild animals as threatening monsters, then the response is, “Well, we need to kill them to save ourselves.” Whereas the facts are that most wild animals leave us alone unless we bother them."

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I like how at the end of the movie they are all together and happy as if there aren't multiple mutilated bodies everywhere and the dad isn't going to face serious legal consequences.

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Wait it's not a shitty cgi chimp?

MAN IN SUIT?

Fine you get my ticket fee for this Big Theatre.

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Primate ✅ 2.5/5

A super intelligent chimpanzee with rabies, what could go wrong?

I HATE when horror films rely on the cast being mentally disabled for the story to make sense. This should’ve been over 15 minutes in when the dad found out Ben had been bitten by a mongoose, you IMMEDIATELY take the animal to a vet, not wait for your friend to get off work and check it out. You DEFINITELY do NOT leave your daughters alone with said potential rabid animal.

Moreover, why the fuck didn’t the girls call 9/11 as soon as he started acting weird? Yes let’s just all go around a fucking pool and look like idiots. People’s obsession with building houses in these remote secluded areas with no access to quick emergency services also annoys the fuck out of me. There’s just so many horror film cliches in this that made it a chore to sit through at times. It is extremely violent and they didn’t hold back with the brutality of the deaths so there’s that.

Happy ending, BUT congrats because the dad is civilly and criminally liable for the deaths of 5 young people. But hey at least he’ll finally stop being a deadbeat and actually spend time with this kids! 😑

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see? they're CLEAR references to… halloween / scream / it follows / cujo

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