Oct 12, 2021
My Boyfriend’s Prequel Thoughts:
“The Jedi are just the yoga police.”
“Anakin would have benefited from a visit to one of those people who hugs you for money.”
“Obi-Wan is an otter. And a top, for sure.”
“The Separatists technically have the moral high ground for using mechanical soldiers that feel no pain, have no emotions, and can, in fact, be recycled.”
“I also would have thrown Mace Windu out a window.”
(singing) “Mr. Sandman! Man me a sand! Make sure an evil Sith cuts off his hand!”
“Jar Jar gets laid in canon and that frightens me more than the Dark Side ever could.”
“Anakin and Obi-Wan argue like a married couple that run a Taco Bell.”
“I want to smoke weed with the entire Jedi Council. Fat rips with Yoda 2022!”
