Random things I think your Yautja Mate would hate
(Filled with headcanons that may not be accurate btw but I donât care itâs my house)
Being called âBabyâ: Does not fuck with that at all. They might find 90% of your pet names endearing, except that one. Do not infantilize them, they hates to think you see them as weak and vulnerable as a baby is. Would honestly loved to be called âElderâ or âSenior Citizenâ instead, at least age has some pride to it.
Beds: Yautja donât really sleep in âcomfortableâ conditions, their mattress are very stiff and only adorned by furs from valuable prey theyâve killed. Besides that, they often camp on in trees or on forest floors, even in the worst of weather. So squishy human mattresses and fluffy pillows are not their thing, they always feel like theyâre sinking. Plus the bed frame can hardly handle their full weight. But blankets are the worst, why would you want to be constricted and tangled up like that in your sleep?? On the plus side, theyâll never hog your sheets. In fact, they may just prefer the floor.
Perfume/Cologne: Okay, so if itâs the exact same scent you had on you the day you met, they can tolerate it. But anything outside of that is a no-go. Scent is largely how they familiarize others and smelling something foreign basically always registers as a threat. If you change it regularly, you might find all your perfume bottles in the trash one day. They find your natural body odor delectable anyway, nasties. If you switch it up on them once randomly, they straight up nearly attack you until they realized what happened and then make you swear to never do it again.
Haircuts: Their dreads are full of sensitive nerves, theyâre a large part of Yautja affection and cutting them is a huge, painful sacrifice. So when you have to cut yours at least a few times a year? Horror story, basically. Literally flinches every time they see the scissor snip. They know, logically, that your hair is different from theirs but they still see the equivalent of an amputation.
Shaving: On a similar note, they donât understand why you would ever want to get ride of your natural fur. Granted, they wonât try to fight this one as hard, but they actually love your fuzzy little hairs and get rather disappointed whenever your skin is freshly smooth.
Periods (if you get them): Another one that they logically know is normal and healthy, but they cannot stand to smell blood on you for an entire week. Their instincts are screaming that their mate is injured and they need to do something to fix it, but they just canât. You pretty much get doted on and treated like youâre dying of an exotic illness.
Processed foods: Theyâre diet is a solid 60% meat they killed and 40% fruits/vegetables they foraged. All raw, of course. Cooking seems like a huge waste of time to them but they understand you needing to get rid of harmful bacteria. What they donât understand is likeâŠTakis. Or Candy Corn. Or Dr.Pepper. Like, anything that didnât come directly from nature disgusts them to no end, they taste only pure chemicals and they cannot fathom how you eat a whole bag of gummy bears.
Clothes: Okay itâs not that they hate clothes, they just donât understand your hesitation with nudity. To them, being naked means you are content and relaxed, even if you happen to be surrounded by strangers. They donât really get body shame. What do you mean you donât want your belly showing? Why are male chests more okay than female chests? Who cares if your genitals are out? Obviously some clothes have some purpose, but do oomans seriously need special garments just to not get embarrassed while they swim? How absurd.
If anyone else has any theyâd like to share, please do! I love the differences in Yautja and human culture.
