"Dear Velurii, I have found the most beautiful boyfriend I can imagine. Trouble is, he's extremely reluctant to loosen up. In fact, you might say he's married to the Light. As an Anchorite, I should not be /theoretically/ opposed to this, but how do you recommend I ease him into the idea that having a little fun doesn't have to be a bad thing?"
I don’t even know where to start, anon. Clearly, in your book, looks are the only think important if you’re dating some lighthead who actually thinks a little fun is a bad thing. Wow. Actually sounds like a certain stick in the mud I know.
I still don’t know. Damn. Dig up some dirt on the guy and bribe him with fun? Make fun of him for being an insufferable bore? Play hide and seek with important artifacts? Come up with a prank a day until he breaks down crying? OH! My personal favourite, give him an annoying nickname, the more irritated he gets when you refuse to call him anything else, the better. Or just orchestrate to show up naked and willing anywhere and everywhere he might happen on?I’d go with pranks. Glue his toothbrush to the ceiling and hide his libram under a bunch of sex toys. Or write in the libram! “Thou shalt have fun and stop being boring, so sayeth the light.” I don’t know, why are you asking me, really? *makes a shooing motion*
