#poyms

Alam kong sa simula pa lang, ang maging tayo ay malayo Pero sinubukan ko pa rin, at nauwi nga sa pagkabigo. Kaya balik ulit ako sa pangangarap ng gising Muling iisipin na di ka magiging akin.

Ang dating masayang usapan, alaala na lang ng nakaraan Bigla na lang di nagpansinan, parang sa ere ay iniwan Ako'y medyo naguguluhan, di ko naman alam ang dahilan Pero maraming tanong ang gumugulo sa aking isipan.

Panget ba ako, na sayo ay hindi bagay? O dahil ba salat at mahirap lang ang aming buhay? Sa pisikal na anyo ba, sayo ako'y hindi nakapasa? O dahil ba sa talino ay mas nakakaangat ka?

And the Argentinians did rejoice

As the Pope coped with his first day

He was on edge and nervous

First days in a new job, he thought

Meant that someone was going to prank him

So far the cardinals were supportive

But amongst the well wishing and jubilant prayers

Some were filling his bed with wafers

Whilst others were briefing him incorrectly

In order to make him look a fool in front of nuns

By 2pm it had all become a little too much

And the Pope went for a little cry in the toilets

When he came out, eyes reddened

They apologised

And explained that it happens to them all

The cardinal that had been there the longest

Regaled rapt listeners with the Incredible pranks of yesteryear

JP2 had vestments with the arse cut out

And John the 23rd

Had his palms glued to a chalice

“I've got off lightly”