penelope & simon for the character headcanons!
Penny first.
Send me the name of a character and I will tell you my:
1: sexuality headcanon- bi bi bi ‘till the day I die.
2: otp- I will stick with pegatha until the very end.
3: brotp- Simon. Penny is ride or die for her friends, especially Simon, and it’s one of the best things about her.
4: notp- Penny doesn’t really have anyone for me to notp her with.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head- nonbinary Penelope! I’m sure I’ve mentioned this before. You know in the beginning when Penny can get into the boys’ dorms even though there’s a spell against it? I was all geared up for Penny’s next POV to tell us that she’s agender, therefore the rule against girls in the boys’ dorms doesn’t work on her.
6: one way in which I relate to this character- “Two, three people—that’s all any of us have time for.”“There are more people than that in your immediate family, Penny.”“I know. It’s a struggle.”
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character- remember that lovely homophobic moment when she complains about her roommate’s girlfriend? Remember when she fucking possessed a person? And a dog? Remember the ‘why does everything have to be pink’ moment? Remember????8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?- problematic af. Still a fave.
And now…Simon.
1: sexuality headcanon- this boy is the utmost pansexual. The aplatonic ideal, as it were.
2: otp- *sighs* snowbaz I guess…I can’t get over the years of bullying, fighting, and physical abuse, so I have reached a point where I kind of hate this ship. I am trying to distance myself from this fandom, I stg.
3: brotp- Penny. He loves her? So much?
4: notp- idk, Agatha I guess. They really don’t work as a couple.
5: first headcanon that pops into my head- he’s happy and is going to therapy and is mentally healthier and has acknowledged his abandonment issues and PTSD.
6: one way in which I relate to this character- boys??? girls??? everyone is hot???
7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character- is there any moment in which Simon Snow, human disaster, isn’t chewing with his mouth open or tripping over his shoelaces or blaming his roommate for p l o t t i n g against him or being vaguely violent while I cringe inwardly and wish someone had bothered to actually raise this boy8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?- cinnamon roll left at the bottom of a bag for a week
