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Such a shitty day. Everyone getting on my nerves. Stupid shitheads in traffic, condescending fucktards in the docks, and it was a bummer because I was super excited for that sunshine. A few notable victories: i have not yet resorted to my sugar free energy drink. Only three tiny pieces of dark chocolate today, (12 carbs) so I should still be edging towards being back into ketosis before too long. But what I’m most happy about was deciding to reach out to an amazing friend of mine and asking for a workout, and then actually doing the workout. I then treated myself to an aqua massage and that is where I took this selfie. Not as nice as the real thing, but it’ll do in a pinch. So I’m off to shower and then snuggle in my bed all alone, which I’m excited about. Because I’m sleeping with this hot chick tonight, bitches! I don’t got time for bullshit #workoutmotivation #massagetherapy #selfies #hashtags #poundsigns (at Anytime Fitness-Rosemount)

So handsome 😻 #meow #catsofinstgram #bengal #poundsigns

Where all the girls at? With the credit cards and the high heels the Mercedes Benz with the big wheels #rapmusicinthemorning #idunno #itsClintsmusic #poundsigns

"Good Morning" from this little cowpoke! #kungfuorganix #babyboy #littlecowboy #bestcoworker #drinking #wakeupjuice #withmybaby #organicbaby #organicmama #happylife #somany #poundsigns

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