Oct 14, 2015
*listens to beach music once*
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*listens to beach music once*
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scratchy vocals ft baby fender
i’m learning cello and this happened lmao
Kaaway ng isa, Kaaway ng lahat =))
Linya ng tunay na magkakaibigan =))
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So ang pasok ng kapatid ko ay sa June 18 pa. Habang ako, sa June 4.
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ASDFGHJKL;'
Potato feelings rising, again.
The 10 Correct Criteria for Choosing a President
1. He must have a keen knowledge of geopolitics but promise to never mention that in a speech, lest we change the channel to the late-night Cinemax movie The Devil Wears Nada that we recorded for emergencies such as this.
2. He must be comfortable kissing babies, no matter how ugly they are. They can't all be Gerberish in appearance and flavor.
3. He must be able to speak extemporaneously for those times when the teleprompter is on the fritz.
4. He must lead the nation in bringing back "on the fritz" as a commonly used phrase that is in no way offensive to Germans.
5. He must hate Bob Seger.
6. I guess he's allowed to like the song "Still the Same" because that's not so bad if you have to live with something from the goddamn Seger catalog.
7. He must not use racial slurs unless rapping along to a hip-hop song. THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!
8. He must eat at least two bites of everything on his plate before he can have dessert.
9. He must solemnly swear to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. No giggling just because he gets to swear.
10. He must be OK with being called "he" even if he's a she. Because guess what? There ain't no "she" in Article Two of the Constitution. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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