#potatofacts

It is scientifically proven via MRI that if you think about potatoes your life will gain meaning

Small potatoes court. Suing you for 2 dollars and losing. Appealing. See you in big potatoes court, asshole

I could conduct a statistically viable study with amount of people who ask me if potatoes have gluten

The solution to the heatwave is simple: be like potato. Enjoy the cool dirt. 👇

Would you still love me if while we were holding hands you looked down you saw that we weren’t holding hands because I’d placed delicious potato wedges in between each of your fingers and when you looked up I wasn’t there ??

Consider adding more potatoes to your New Year’s resolution

There’s no way to preserve an idea forever, intangible as it is, so for memory’s sake; potatoes last longer than the written word