#posting!!!!!!

#adrians gf who’s just as unhinged as he is shejust hides it better

"why are you even with him?" harcourt asked, taking a short break from looking through the binoculars to look at you.

"what do you mean?"

she rolled her eyes, "c'mon. you're smart and sexy, somewhat sensible. that costume makes you look like you came out of a porn magazine. why are you with vigilante? he's an idiot."

with a wink you playfully batted your hands at her, "oh stop it, you. now you're just flattering me."

"answer my question."

you fell down on your back. the dewy grass lightly wetting the back of your suit, "the truth is…"

harcourt was hoping—praying—you weren't going to start a heartfelt spiel.

"i'm so attracted to his stupidity. i honestly think i might be moronsexual."

"…what."

you sat up again, looking at her in earnest, "yeah. whenever he says something stupid i get so hot."

"ugh…" she turned back to the binoculars, "i shouldn't have asked."

"i'm serious. i get so turned on whenever he says or does something idiotic."

"oh my god."

"i can't help it." you shrugged, " and… seeing him kill people also does something for me."

harcourt shook her head, pinching between her eyes. "oh my god." she whispered, "i regret asking."

"hm?"

she shook her head again, picking the binoculars up again, "nothing."

"hey babe!"

her eyebrow twitched at the sound of vigilantes voice. as long as she had known you both, he had always called you by a nickname. she wondered if he actually knew your name.

you perked up at the sight of your beloved idiot boyfriend, "hi honey."

"babe." adrian repeated with a sigh, pulling the mask off, letting you see his beautiful face and messy hair. he helped you stand up and nuzzled your nose with his.

peacemaker walked up from behind him and sat down next to harcourt. he looked peeved.

"what's up with you?" harcourt asked him, pointedly ignoring you pulling adrian in for what looked like a bruising kiss. small noises of pleasure leaving you both.

chris sighed heavily, "on the way here we saw two dogs barking at this other dog, and vigilante stated barking along with the one dog."

having heard what he said, you pulled back from your boyfriend, "you barked along with a dog?"

"well yeah, he was outnumbered. i couldn't let that happen."

you, harcourt, and peacemaker looked at adrian while he laughed. the only difference being while harcourt and peacemaker looked at him like he was the dumbest person alive, you had the biggest heart eyes.

you sighed dreamily. "god, you're so fucking stupid." you said, before pulling him in for a passionate kiss by his hair.

he responded eagerly, moaning too loudly and lewdly, tongue instantly trying to enter your mouth. his hands found your waist, both of them sliding down to your ass, groping it. you vaguely heard peacemaker and harcourt groan behind you, but paid little mind to it.

adrians hands moved back up to your waist squeezing and pulling you closer. your hands were tangled in his hair, lightly pulling, making him whine loudly.

peacemaker groaned, "okay—"