Answers to questions/comments Iāve received this week:
No, I am not in labor (honestly, for people who ask this question, would I be answering my phone or texting you if I was? I mean really)
Yes, I AM kind of uncomfortable
No, I donāt know when heāll finally be here
Iām sure you ARE excited for him to get here
Yes, I will have to eventually be induced if he doesnāt come. When you ask? Weird how thatās literally none of your business either.....
Yes we have tried that (see here: walking, sex, eating pineapple, curb walking, forward/all fours leaning, spicy food, sitting/bouncing/acrobatics on a yoga ball, nipple stimulation, hot showers, baths, and just about every other old wives tale you can imagine)
Need to vent here about the ridiculousness of getting multiple texts and phone calls Every. Day. asking where my baby is. Emphasis on my baby. I get that people are excited and impatient, but honestly? There is no one on earth more excited or impatient than me or my husband, so before you send that text, just stop and think for two seconds if us getting asked repeatedly if the baby is here is helping anyone.
This doesnāt apply to people who might text asking how I am doing. Totally different scenario. Because if youāre asking about me, then youāre not treating me just as the host of the person you really care about, and like an actual human.
Meanwhile, Iām fairly sure that weāre headed for castor oil* town today. We are scheduled for induction within the next week and a half if we canāt get him here on his own. And Iāve asked my providers and even though it starts with a foley bulb catheter, that part is nearly always followed by pitocin, which is the one thing I want to try to avoid. I am straight up terrified about using castor oil, but Iāve watched two perfectly healthy (and large) nephews be born of it, as well as countless friendās babies. Iām mostly scared because Iāve been brainwashed by the whole ābaby will come when heās readyā thing. Honestly, some babies donāt come even though theyāre ready. My body is definitely ready, and has been trying to go into labor on itās own for weeks now. Iām pretty sure weāve got a fear/trauma mental block going thatās the cause of the hold up. Which is also why Iām afraid to take the castor oil. It results in birth about 50% of the time (or at least that is the statistic I keep finding), which means if I take it there is a 50% chance Iāll be holding a baby by the end of today, and my whole world will have flipped upside down.
*also, please spare me the messages about how castor oil is the devil. My husband and I have researched it and I wouldnāt even consider it if I didnāt think it was safe for me or the baby.
This post has no point, except that Iām a) annoyed at everyone and b) simultaneously ready and not at all ready for this baby to get here. So basically I am your typically past-due pregnant woman.