Hello! Iâm looking for a story where Crowley told hell that he is tempting Az and as a proof they asked him to something like video tapes (or smth like that) of their intimate moments? And Crowley was secretly in love with him and always tried to keep his face normal during the act but was suffering a little. There was one scene where they did it on Crowley throne I believe
I think Iâve looked through ao3 but havenât found it :(
Thank you for your help!
hi there! this sounds like
Closed Set by racketghost (E)
Crowley has been harboring a dirty secret and Hell-- six-months post Armageddon-- would like to see the receipts.
Or, take Zack and Miri Make a Porno and give it to a writer who takes everything too seriously.
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At very long last, we have a new "Sawdust of Words" story!
Absence of Words, 13.5k, rated G.
London
Sunday after the Apocalypse
They've survived an attempted Armageddon and near-executions, confessed their feelings, and now Aziraphale and Crowley are ready to spend the rest of eternity together.
But thousands of years of abuse are not so easily shrugged off. If this is going to work, if they're going to last longer than a few hours, Aziraphale and Crowley will need to learn to communicate.
It may be their greatest challenge yet.
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This fic takes place immediately after the "love confession" story "Finding the Words," and is my first real exploration in the series of what 6000 years of abuse and unhealthy communication becomes when you're abruptly free of your abusers AND starting a new relationship on the same day. Spoilers: it goes badly.
(However, I assure you all - it does have a happy ending and they will get better in the future!)
I shared the first scenes a few days ago, so the excerpt below is from slightly later, 1.3k of Aziraphale settling his emotions upon returning to the shop after the extreme thrill of walking hand-in-hand with Crowley for almost an hour. Hope you enjoy!
(CW for references to Heaven's emotional abuse/manipulation/gaslighting, and particularly to the fact that Aziraphale is still thinking in the ways they conditioned him to)
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Aziraphale pushed the door of his shop closed and breathed a sigh of relief. Home again. His own space, where everything always made a little more sense, felt a little more secure.
Despite the fire, everything was exactly as it should be. Every book, every figurine, every speck of dust perfectly in its place. Even the rug heâd moved aside to contact Heaven lay flat in the center of the floor where it belonged, as if the entire horrid day hadnât happened.
He paused for a moment, fingers resting on a stack of books, and took another deep breath. He didnât feel quite settled yet; a cup of tea would really help, though he wasnât sure if he had the time to make one properly.
Fortunately, as an angel, he had other options.
His favorite tea mug already sat on the desk by his favorite chair. Perfect. A quick miracle filled it with warm black tea, a blend of leaves with a hint of roast chestnut, something a little sweeter but more subtle than sugar, and a few buds of chamomile and safflower petals to help him relax. Then he settled into the chair and took a slow drink, letting the flavors linger on his tongue.
Yes, precisely what he needed. A moment of calm amidst the whirlwind, something Crowley would certainly understand once heâd had a chance to explain properly. Five minutes and heâd be ready for whatever excitement the world threw at him, or that he threw himself into, as that seemed to be something he did now.
He wiggled his shoulders, burrowing more comfortably into his pillows, pleased at his own boldness, wondering what he should try next. Heâd played football once, years ago, perhaps they could find some energetic youths and play a match. Or he could learn a musical instrument, spend a day as one of those street-corner musicians. Not that heâd ever really wantedto, but he could if he liked, and the possibility was thrilling.
Or he could do something really audacious, like run his fingers through Crowleyâs hair. That possibility made a great deal of heat rise to his face as he eyed the sofa where the demon liked to sprawl.
As he did, Aziraphale noticed a few things out of place. Nothing major. The blanket, usually draped across the sofa, lay neatly folded over the arm. The odds and ends across his desk had been properly stacked. The nearest bookshelf had been re-organized so that the books ran from the smallest on the left to the largest on the right. Even this mug, he realized, hadnât been used for at least two days and should be sitting spotless in its cupboard.
Several possible explanations came to mind, particularly that in recreating the destroyed shop Adam had put a few items in the wrong spots. But he knew Crowley had spent hours waiting here this morning. Perhaps heâd done a little tidying, then sat and made himself a cup of tea.
That brought another fascinating blend of emotions. A little alarming, to be drinking from the same cup. Not proper at all, in todayâs society, though it would have been more acceptable in the past. But in modern society, there was something intimate about it. And he found he didnât mind that at all.
Not intimate, Aziraphale thought, eyes drifting across the shelf again. Domestic. Now there was an interesting idea. Crowley making himself at home in the shop. Making himself a snack, lounging about and being rude to customers, doing his little cleaning routine when he felt nervous, helping himself to a glass of wine in the evening or padding around in bare feet after waking up in the morningâŚ
Instinctively, Aziraphale clamped down on the whole line of thought, burying it, glancing about to see if someone had somehow noticed.
ButâŚthere was no one to notice anything. No one to worry about. Not now, not ever again.
IâmâŚfree.
He set down the mug and pressed his hands together. Heâd never really considered himself trapped in the first place. Yes, heâd needed to be careful to avoid notice, judgement, but that was his own fault for not being the right sort of angel, for failing to measure up again and again.
And yet. There was no longer any reason to be careful.
No longer any reason to lie.
That was all Crowley had asked, wasnât it? That Aziraphale stop lying?
Honesty. Now there was his most audacious idea yet.
âIâŚâ He put his fingers to his lips, not quite sure he dared. But he could. He could. âIâŚloveâŚâ
His voice hitched over the word, his mind filling with caution, with warnings not to go too far.
âI lo-loveâŚâ Why was he shaking? He could hardly be reprimanded for it now. âI loveâŚCrowley.â
The name seemed to hang in the air, echo off the walls. This was madness, of course, he had taken no precautions. He had every reason to think Gabriel might come back, for a check-up, for some final business, and Aziraphale would â would disappoint him, and that was worse than any punishment.
Only. Only that didnât matter, did it? What was Gabrielâs disappointment, compared to a garden, a bright sky, and Crowley leaning down to brush his lipsâŚ
âIâŚI love Crowley!â It came out louder and more defiant than he intended, as warmth and excitement rushed through Aziraphale. âI love him! And he loves me!â
He gasped, just a little, to hear it out loud.
He loves me.
Sinking back into his seat again, Aziraphale rubbed his eyes. The mask of calm that had carried him through the Apocalypse fell away, and now he found himself quite close to actual tears.
Heâd wondered for so many years. 78 years, 3 months and 14 days, to be precise. Did Crowley love him? Could Crowley love him? Did he feel even a fraction of that powerful force that Aziraphale often worried would destroy him, destroy them both?
It frightened him, sometimes, the love Aziraphale felt, warm and insistent, brash and bold, at times quite needy. Nothing like the pure love of Heaven, patient and kind, austere and a little distant. Not something to be freely given in exchange for a smile or a box of chocolates, but something to strive for, to inspire one towards improvement, towards oneâs best self.
Heâd tried, of course, oh how heâd tried. Every assignment, every duty, pouring every last bit of himself into whatever they asked of him with such good intentions, hoping for a sign, a bit of praise, a brush of that loving warmth. He always failed, of course, flawed and imperfect angel that he was.
He couldnât resent Heaven for holding that love in reserve; that, too, was an expression of love, for how could one grow and develop if everything were simply handed to one?
But it had been lonely. So very lonely for so very long.
Not anymore.
Crowley loved him, right now, with all his faults and flaws. He couldnât say it â such was the nature of the Fallen â but love wasnât about words. He could feel it in Crowleyâs touch, hear it in his tone of voice, taste it in his kiss. And that was enough.
He treasured it so, that love, that trust that Crowley had shared with so few. It was Aziraphale he found worthy, Aziraphalehe gave them to, and Aziraphale would do anything to show they hadnât been misplaced.
My best friend, Crowley had said; what could be more precious than that? A greater honor than Aziraphale had ever expected.
He just wished he could hear the words in a different tone of voice, one not laced with all-consuming pain and loss. Wished he could think of them without remembering how heâd sat there stupidly, a corporationless angel floating in a void, unable to offer any reassurance or comfort, unable to even let Crowley see his face. Useless, as heâd always been.
That, at least, ended today. He loved Crowley, he was with Crowley. Nothing would ever come between them again.
He wiped his eyes one last time and went to find Crowleyâs surprise. And perhaps some biscuits for the road, one never knew when oneâsâŚcompanion (even that word made him blush) might get hungry.
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Hello!! I adore what yâall do here and refer to your posts often for fic recs. Anywho, do you have any recommendations for fics that are âlockedâ or only available when you are signed in? I feel like there are a few hidden gems that are right under my nose. Thank you!!
Hi! As far as I'm aware there is no way to search for locked fics specifically, so I've pulled some from the depths of my bookmarks...
A Home at the Beginning of the World by stereobone (E)
"Oh," Aziraphale says. "I think Crowley might have moved in with me."
Tornadoes in England by the_moonmoth (E)
Midnight vigils, soft epiphanies, and a monumental hammer waiting to fall. What did you call a feeling so big you couldnât see the edges?
Measure A Year by theinkwell33 (T)
Crowley and Aziraphale are punished for their role in averting the apocalypse, and are stripped of all miracle privileges for an entire year. This ordinarily wouldnât be the worst punishment in the world, were it not for the fact that theyâve already swapped bodies in their effort to prepare for the worst. Unable to switch back without miracles, theyâre forced to live as each other for an entire year. It goes about how youâd expect.
The Next Time We Wed by seashadows (T)
âGuys, Iâve looked at the marriage license,â Anathema said, âand Iâve gotten copies of our notices and everything. The names on the documents arenât Newtâs and mine anymore. Apparently they never were. Theyâre yours.â
When a drunken attempt to help a friend gets Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally married, their decision to fake it instead of fix it changes their relationship in a way neither of them realizes the other wants.
Over the course of a few short months, two supernatural beings discover that there are plenty of things they donât know about each other, two humans finally get married (again), and everyone learns how to be a little braver.
The Saint of Lost Things by jessthereckless (E)
Cats, technology, Biblical misprints, immaculate ball sacs, Leonardo da Vinci, a weekend in Paris, and a thing that happened in Florence. Absolute fluff.
With you, with me by NohaIjiachi (T)
âOh, shit,â Crowley muttered, but it came out more like âohkjfdââ
The manâ A bloody priest was still keeping his umbrella over Crowley. The fabric of his button-up had darkened on his shoulders, now throughly drenched.
He could see more details, now, and Crowley stared. The priest had round, gentle features, and a shock of hair so blond it looked white collected in messy, soft curls. There was some sense of deep-sedated sadness in his grey-blue eyes, as he looked down at Crowley.
âIâd imagine that you need to get back up on your feet, then, son,â the priest said, sounding somehow tired. âYou canât stay here.â
ââŚI have nowhere to go,â Crowley replied, feeling like his tongue was double in size in his mouth. It was a lie, and wasnât one at the same time.
He could technically go anywhere he wanted, as long as the Bentley stopped pouting at him for getting high again, but he had nowhere to go.
hi! could you rec some fics where you consider they're written very very on character? thank youu
Hello! This is pretty subjective, with different people interpreting the characters is different ways, but here are a mixed bag of fics Iâve enjoyed in which I think the characters are at least not wildly out of character...
One Man's Trash by RiaTheDreamer (T)
âI-â Aziraphale seems aware of his words, stuttering before choosing them carefully. âIâm terribly sorry, I was â I was going to ask, you see, but not now. Must have spoken my thoughts out loud, terrible habit of mine.â
A nervous habit, Crowley almost adds.
âI was trying to plan for it,â Aziraphale explains, wringing his hands. âThe question. I know it must be uncomfortable ââ
âYou are talking about the sulfur pit,â Crowley concludes, narrowing his eyes. After Armageddon failed, itâs become a new habit of his. To leave the glasses off once in the bookshop with Aziraphale. The angel had said he liked his eyes, and Crowley had caved in. He points a finger at Aziraphaleâs chest, shaking it. âYou are talking about Hell â No. You are talking about Falling.â
tread lightly on my ground by IneffableDoll (G)
Crowley wants to live with Aziraphale and doesnât know how to ask if thatâs okay.
So, instead, he does the logical thing and decides to justâŚmove into the bookshop.
Subtly.
Take My Heart (But Not My Hand) by Ghostinthehouse (T)
"You know he needs touch?"
"Yeah," Crowley says, following Adam's gaze to Aziraphale. "I know. We'll figure it out, he and I. We always do. Eventually."
Infernal Escapes by journeytogallifrey (T)
With room themes such as Escape Eden, The Roman Ruse, Bastille Breakout, and Soho Heist, Infernal Escapes is one of the most popular escape rooms in all of London.
Jaded and adversarial, Crowley has worked at Infernal Escapes too long for his own good. But when kind and eccentric Aziraphale Fell comes in alone as a player, Crowley finds himself fascinated, falling hard for this clever man and his vast talent.
Aziraphale has always wanted to try an escape room, and the experience is better than his wildest dreams. And if he canât stop thinking about his handsome gamemaster⌠well. He must just really love escape rooms, mustnât he?
Though Heaven Bar the Way by everybody_lives (T)
Nearly five decades after the Holy Water argument, Aziraphale is sent to a world-famous sanatorium in the Swiss Alps on an assignment that Heaven appears to care about rather more than usualâonly to find out that Crowley, of all creatures, has already established himself there.
Clearly, this cannot be good for anyone's constitution.
I Only Have Eyes For You by Twilightcitysky (M)
After narrowly escaping execution, Aziraphale and Crowley want to fly under the radar for a while. Worried that performing miracles will reveal their location to their former bosses, they relocate to the country and stop using their powers. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is ready to start moving faster... and Crowley has a secret. Can he keep Aziraphale from realizing what's changed while juggling moving trucks, furniture assembly, inquisitive mediums, attacks of Feng Shui, and the mortifying ordeal of grocery shopping?
A fic about moving in together, finding yourself, and finding one another.
ok so im not sure if this will make any sense, but i was wondering if you had any recs for like,,,big fics
an example would be "the time before" or "a memory of eden"
fics that are multi chapter, have a long over arching plot, preferably ones that involve the whole season 1 gang (anathema, newton, the them etc.)
sorry if that made no sense!!
(oh also any sort of relationship between aziraphale and crowley is fine. i dont mind. maybe preferably fics with no smut but it doesn't matter really)
thanks!!
Youâll want to check our #long fic and #apocalypse buddies tags for more fics like this. You didnât specify if you wanted to avoid AUs or not (because there are loads of those), so Iâve stuck to canon-compliant. Here you go...
Earthbound Creatures by IneffableToreshi (T)
In burning Agnes Nutter's second book of prophecies, Anathema and Newt discover a mysterious page that refuses to go up in flame. Atop it is written a poem which neither, at that time, can hope to understand.
Something is happening, wheels are turning, and neither Heaven nor Hell are wont to forgive and forget. An Angel and a Demon are very much in danger of losing one another.
Keep Yourself Alive by Jlocked & The_Lady_of_Purpletown (T)
The Apocalypse didnât happen, and Aziraphale and Crowley's respective Offices have been dealt with. For now. This should be a time for celebration and enjoying their life on Earth. But it seems Heaven has a different Plan for Aziraphale, and Crowley might not be able to solve this.
Meditations on Domestic Bliss by wordsphoenix (NR)
Everyone is alive. Time for an angel and a demon to start doing some living. Preferably in close proximity and with deeper significance than the friendship previously mentioned, since feelings are very much allowed now that Aziraphale and Crowley are aligned with emotionally-driven creatures, and, more importantly, each other.
Good Endings by WyvernQuill (T)
A Narrative of Certain Events following the Ending of the World (Except Not Quite), as vaguely hinted at in The Slapdash and Not Very Helpful Prophetic Tidbit of Agnes Nutter, Witch (And Matchmaker.)
"Their lives are in horrible, terrible danger that only we can save them from!" Anathema held up the Prophetic Tidbit. "It says so. Right here."
Madame Tracy peered at the page.
Raised a meaningful eyebrow.
"Dearie, as a woman of, well, considerable experience, I really don't think that's what 'the lyttle Deathe' means in this context..."
"Huh." Anathema squinted. Flipped the page. Read another bit. "....huh."
(Or, alternatively: Eight - give or take - matchmakers trying really, really hard, honest; two clueless ethereal/occult beings mutually pining their endless days away; and one witch, who can't leave well enough alone when it comes to matters of the heart, no matter how many centuries ago she died.)
Time is the Longest Distance by Beckers522 (M)
Six months had passed since the world hadn't ended and life was good. Life was more than good. It was more than nice. Life on Earth, here in his little corner of London, here with Crowley by his side was absolutely wonderful. Until the day that it wasn't. Until Aziraphale walked into Crowley's flat to find his best friend mysteriously discorporated with both Heaven and Hell staying silent on the matter. With Crowley trapped in Hell and Aziraphale unable to reach him, the pair set off to find their way back to each other. They will have to fight against Heaven, Hell, and Time itself to make their way back into each others arms once more.
This is a full-length story based off the comic by the wonderfully talented Lei_sam. If you have not seen it yet, you need to go check it out. Link in the notes section.
Love is a Temporary Madness by Beckers522 (T)
"They'll leave us alone, for a bit. If you ask me, both sides are going to use this as breathing space, before the big one."
"I thought that was the big one."
"No. For my money, the really big one is going to be all of us against all of them."
"What? Heaven and Hell against...humanity?"
The Apocalypse has come and gone, but Heaven and Hell aren't satisfied. They'd tried and failed to enact their revenge once. Perhaps it is time to try a different strategy.
And the two you mentioned (I assume--please include authors and/or links as well as titles!)...
A Memory of Eden by ImprobableDreams900 (M)
When Crowley gets captured by angels and dragged up to Heaven, Aziraphale knows he has to rescue himâno matter the consequences.
The Time Before by M4R4N14MH (G)
The Apocalypse is not long over and Aziraphale is looking forward to a life free of Heaven and Hell and, most importantly, full of a certain Anthony J. Crowley.
That is, until reality attempts to set in again. Now Angels and Demons are being murdered, Heaven and Hell are in disarray, and Aziraphale reunites with a friend older than God Herself.
Alpha Centauri has never looked so welcoming, in Crowleyâs opinion.
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I'm hoping you can help me find fics where Aziraphale, freshly free from heaven and now firmly on Crowley's side, decides he's going to woo Crowley despite Crowley's obvious willingness to drop to his knees. I just want to see Crowley flustered and flattered by Aziraphale's courtship.
Here are some fics in which Aziraphale woos Crowley...
Starlight all around us by TheGD (G)
âNobody will be watching us for seven years, we can do whatever we wantâ. That last bit was said with just the tiniest bit of seduction. Just enough to allow the angel to think anything he wanted to and not a specific activity.
âIâŚâ He said doubtfully, looking at his feet.
âThink about itâ. Crowley said and left without another word. A very confused angel stayed at the clearing watching her go.
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Crowley wants to take full advantage of their time at the Dowlingâs. Aziraphale wants the same but Crowley just canât take a hint.
Flowers for Ashtoreth by tigersinlondon (T)
It's nine years before The End of The World, and Crowley and Aziraphale decide that their personas as Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis should be married, so as to prevent scandal when they meet frequently to plot and swap progress notes. During their time undercover, Aziraphale starts attempting to grow flowers in the Victorian style of the language of flowers, in order to confess his feelings to Crowley. This is much too subtle to be directed at a being who was asleep for the entirety of this particular craze, leading to canon-typical miscommunication and a goodly amount of mutual pining!
After a few of Crowley's attempts to humour Aziraphale's newfound love of human gardening methods get lost in translation, Aziraphale is forced to say what he really means.
What comes After by luna55 (G)
When the world spectacularly fails to end, everybodyâs favourite Angel and Demon suddenly have to deal with what happens after. Aziraphale discovers that throwing away an eternity of Rules is not as easy as he would wish. But he knows what he wants, and has a Plan of how to get him. Of course, when these not-even-remotely competent two are involved, nothing is going to go according to Plan. Because 6,000 years is not slow-burn enough, a slow burn fic in which Aziraphale attempts to woo an already won over and thus oblivious Crowley, while battling his own internal angels.
How to Woo a Demon by Bookwormgal (T)
After Nope-mageddon, Aziraphale feels more confident and relaxed. He no longer feels like he needs to keep Crowley at arm's length for their own protection. He can finally tell Crowley that he cares about him more than "friendship" can describe.
But he doesn't want there to be any chance for miscommunication. But directly talking about feelings in the past with the demon tended to be uncomfortable, so he would need to be a little subtler than that. Of course, human flirting wouldn't work. They already enjoyed traditional human dating activities together, but only as friends. Aziraphale needed something that Crowley couldn't possibly misunderstand.
Well, perhaps he could research what counted as demonic methods of courting someone. That should be familiar enough for Crowley that he would understand Aziraphale's intentions. What could possibly go wrong?
Forsaken by VerdantVulpus (E)
Aziraphale has quietly loved his frenemy for a very long time. It had been a simple, innocent love once, but grew overtime in its abundance and complexity. It was ever present, at times bothersome or painful, other times driving him to acts of courage he didn't think possible. Always quiet, though. There was no point sharing his feelings with a demon. Demons were incapable of love.
So imagine Aziraphaleâs dismay to learn that not only had Crowley loved him terribly for just as long, but that Aziraphale had missed all the signs and the demon had given up hope. Now Aziraphale must organize his own thoughts and feelings and learn how to woo a demon before Crowley moves on for good.
One Miraculous December by journeytogallifrey (T)
Candles. Mistletoe. An entire frozen lake. Festive memories from their past together keep appearing out of nowhere.
Crowley's sure he's manifesting them accidentally out of sheer romantic desperation. It's bad enough trying to hide his unrequited love as they grow closer post-Apocaloops - what if Aziraphale sees the objects for what they are, a window into his yearning soul? Unfortunately, the only way to banish the objects seems to be talking about each memory...
Meanwhile, Aziraphale is just trying to woo his demon boyfriend with big gestures, ready to prove his devotion. And if Crowley acts awkward about the miracles? Surely that's just his difficulty accepting affection. The solution: shower him with as much of it as possible...
Eventually these two will communicate, even if it takes 'til the end of the year. For now there will be cuddling, excuses for closeness, sappy words, flashbacks, nostalgia, bickering, and an obscene variety of holiday foods. Oh, and footnotes. That's right. We're doing those too.
hey, i am wanting as many fics as i can get my grubby little hands on where crowley (aziraphale optional) has to reconcile with and make amends for abandoning warlock. even if he hadn't been told all that antichrist business, losing the one real maternal figure he had, permanently and out of nowhere, would hurt and leave a lasting scar! i want to see this addressed. i've read several fics like this and i am a glutton and want hundreds more. any rating is fine.
Hi. We have a #warlock dowling tag, and specifically there is this post with fics where Crowley and Warlock reconnect post-almost-apocalypse. Here are a few more...
Warmth and Security by MikkMeek (T)
[...]The clerk gave him an uncertain look before handing over the pile of clothes. âDo you just have these laying around?â asked Warlock.
Panic seemed to spread across their face. âI- Yes! Of course! Never know when youâll need them!â he said rather quickly.
Warlock raised an eyebrow âAlright?â he mumbled, looking over the light coloured clothes. âThanksâŚâ He trailed off, suddenly aware of how he had no idea what the clerkâs name was. âSorry, whatâs your name?â
âYou can call me Mr.Fell.â
âOh,â started Warlock. âlike the shopâs name.â
Mr.Fell let out an amused chuckle as his eyes began to twinkle. âYes, like the shopâs name[.]"
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Alternatively:
Warlock seeks refuge in a bookshop during a downpour and runs into some familiar faces
Serendipity by phantomhivemast3r (G)
Seven years after Armageddidn't, a boy wanders into A.Z. Fell and Co. and finds something more priceless than a first-edition novel- a reunion he (and his childhood caretakers) never thought possible.
Find Me Somebody by raiining (T)
âYou left me,â he said. âYou both left me, for him. And I canât even blame you, because Iâd have left me for him too.â
At Least It's a Decent Shelf by dragonimp (T)
âThen why?â Warlock jerked back and struck at him. âI turned eleven and you were suddenly just gone. And then Megiddo happenedââ
Aziraphale caught Crowleyâs eye. âAhââ
âWellââ
âYou seeââ
âLong storyââ
what you feel is what you are by suzukiblu (T)
Nanny Ashtoreth and Brother Francis retire at the same time, without any warning or anything. Warlock doesnât need a nanny anymore and it doesnât matter who the gardener is, but . . .
But they retire without any warning, and they donât even say goodbye.
Not to him, at least.
Finding Your Way Back Home by teardrops_on_ghostly_wings (T)
Living as the son of a diplomat is never easy but the world has been especially cruel to Warlock Dowling.
After missing his nanny and gardener for 6 years, he plans a trip to England with his family in the hope of finding them again and reconnecting.
This is quite specific, but any fics where the demons/angels find out Crowley and Azira are married and try to break them apart? But like, in a Crack, every-plan-goes-wrong, cartoony way?
It is pretty specific, and I canât really find any crack fics with this premise. But here are some fics in which Heaven/Hell attempt revenge that threatens their relationship...
The Archangel's Name is Schadenfreude by Ghostinthehouse (T)
Gabriel planned to take his revenge on the traitors by wiping their memories. But then it all went sideways....and rebounded on him
Not Anymore by Jewely (G)
All Crowley ever wanted was to protect his angel. He would do anything for him. Hurting him even. No matter how unbearable it is.
Sweet & Soft by EvergreenTea_1998 (NR)
Gabriel is still fuming months after the non-apocalypses and decided to get back at Aziraphale for what he had done. Gabriel's plan seemed fool proof , make Crowley leave Aziraphale after Aziraphale softens a bit too much; however, he didn't foresee Crowley liking the softer Aziraphale a bit more than he expected.
Love hurts. But it doesn't have to. by AnnaTheHank (T)
In an attempt to 'reeducate' Aziraphale, heaven makes it so he doesn't remember the last 1500 years or so. Crowley has to make Aziraphale fall in love with him all over again. Which is kind of hard with heaven keeping a close eye on them again.
Donât Drag Me Down by rowenablade (M)
Armageddon didn't happen, Heaven and Hell have agreed to leave them alone, and Aziraphale and Crowley are free to build a life together.
But the forces of Hell aren't happy with losing, and even if they can't directly harm their wayward demon, they can try to drive a wedge between him and the angel that he loves.
After all, Crowley had been encouraging them for centuries to get creative.
Single-Use Lives by hanap (E)
Things go horribly wrong when it turns out Agnes Nutter's prophecy isn't what Crowley and Aziraphale thought it would be. They were expecting to be destroyed. Instead, Heaven and Hell strip them of their immortality and their memories of each other - but Heaven and Hell don't know that they've switched bodies.
Now human, Crowley and Aziraphale run into each other on Earth for the first time - again - and again - and again. It doesn't take them long to figure out that there is something very strange going on.
Do our followers know of any crack fics like this?
