#post part two

Word Count: 508

Fandom: Naruto

A/N: My first real attempt at writing for Kiba Inuzuka/the Naruto Fandom, don’t judge too harshly lol

(GIF ISNT MINE)

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.”

Well, no one could ever accuse Kiba of not being the jealous type. 

Standing across from him, wearing one of Shino’s coats - it had been absolutely freezing outside once you had left Shino’s house that night; the two of you had been training and strategizing your upcoming mission together, and the weather had dropped far below what you were comfortable with. 

Obviously, everyone knew you and Shino would never do anything that would hurt Kiba or your relationship with Kiba. And deep down your long-time boyfriend knew that. But Kiba was also possessive and had only grown more protective and possessive since your near death (and actual death for a short time) during the Fourth Shinobi War. 

Still, you hadn’t expected him to get quite so angry over his best friend’s coat.

“You’re being ridiculous, Kibes.” you sighed moving past him and over to the closet “And if you’re not quiet, you’re going to bring your mom and sister down on our heads.” the two of you had been living with Tsume and Hana the past few weeks while your new-house was being finished. 

Aragorn: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Gimli: Are you okay?!?

Mom: So I don't understand the whole wand thing... Why did Voldemort kill Snape?

Me: Because Snape killed Dumbledore and Voldemort thought that the wand belonged to Snape.

Dad: But it didn't?

Mom: Why?

Me: Because Draco was the one who disarmed Dumbledore.  So the wand belonged to him until HARRY disarmed DRACO.

Mom: But why did the rock thing come out of the... The... ball.

Me: The snitch.

Mom: Yah the snitch, why was it in there.

Me: Dumbledore put it there.

Dad: How did Harry get it?

Me: Dumbledore left it to him in his will.

Dad: did they know the rock was in there the whole time?

Me: Basically 

Mom: Ok so I really don't understand why Voldemort wanted to kill Harry in the first place.

Me: mom are you serious?

Mom: what? I don't get it

Me: ......

Dad: it's because harry was a threat.

Mom: yeah but why though

Me: Ok.  Harry is a threat to Voldemort because Voldemort himself marked Harry as his equal by trying to kill him when he was a baby,  which did not work because Lilly sacrificed herself for her child, awarding Harry with protection and causing Voldemort's curse to backfire and accidentally (essentially) turn Harry into a horcrux. (deep breath)

Mom:..... But why didn't he die the second time.

Dad: Because the Abracadabra spell didn't work.

Me:.......

Mom:.... Really?

Me: no!

mom: WHY THEN.

Me: OK, Harry didn't die in the forest because surrendering himself to die WITHOUT defending himself, made it so Voldemort's curse only effected the part of Voldemort inside Harry.  Although, he could have "gone on" if he'd wanted to. 

Dad: that's pretty freakin convenient. 

Me: What is?

Dad: that the abracadabra spell doesn't work on him. TWICE

Me: It's Avadaadavra....

Dad: whatever.

Me: Love protects him, that's the point.

Mom: I still don't understand why harry's a threat

ME: There's something called THE BOOKS, read them.

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