#post before work

I'm debating whether or not Poppy should sleepwalk too 🤔 it would fit her horror genre! Just imagine any of her friends or her s/o waking up in the middle of the night to see her just standing at the top of the stairs in her night dress and fast asleep. But I don't know if that would be overkill or not. Especially if she would sing while sleep walking. But what do ya'll think?

Greasy: ... sweet demon child, would you like to please sleep?

Child: Nope! ^^ 😋

Greasy: -If you sleep, I'll write you a check for 6,000 dollars.

Oooohhh boy, I didn't even realize that. Greasy had his hands full even before Jewel XD (also, damn. Either Greasy is that desperate to give the kid his entire life's savings, or he was planning on using the 'ol fake check trick)

But where's Stu?? Stupid and Greasy could work together to babysit!... Even though I'm certain that might not be the best combo 😅 the adult that will use them to pick up chicks and the adult who is almost as childlike as them.

Although this is mainly funny, I think for Penny and Percy it might be different. @slashingdisneypasta (I have a feeling this is you, but I could be wrong XD) and I share a headcannon that as a father, Psycho is very close with his kids, enough to cause separation anxiety within them. In that case, if Greasy is watching over the twins, they may not be able to sleep because they're not used to being separated from their parents this long. Wonder how Greasy would handle that 🤔

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I had to, thank you very much.

Bro I was HOPING you would flirt with Moony XDDD he needs it

The wolf puffed up a little and almost spat out his drink in surprise. He had only came out here for a beer; he didn't plan on talking to anybody! Not even someone as cute as you...

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Hey, no point in looking a gift horse in the mouth. Right? It wouldn't hurt to play along. Maybe have some nice company for the night if things went well.

Me: ferally jumping even though designin drawing can be very complicated I'm glad you asked!!!! So I think they would each walk on all fours but also would be able to stand straight up on two feet if required. Mannerisms vary from scarily reptillian/amphibian to scarily human.

Smartass: Very lean, sleek and thin dragon with reddish pink, magenta colouring. Looks like bright, flashy species of agamidae like the Chinese water dragon. Has a lighter underbelly like an axolotl. Small but sharp horns. Files his claws to make them sharper during combat. Golden eyes and sharp golden fangs that both glint and intimidate. He's a viscious beast whose favourite method of execution is his claws. Small wings that fold back and almost look out of place on the rest of his lean body. Long, pink forked tongue. Breathes hot orange fire with pink flames. Can crawl across the floor very quickly, his smaller size helps him to be faster in an ambush attack. He loves his treasure and his jewellery and will often wear a ruby ring on one of his claws and a diamond encrusted medallion around his neck. Even if it gets heavy sometimes it gives him a sense of pride and status.

Greasy: A taller, slinkier dragon with a pot belly with black and emerald green scales. Resembles a serpent such as a boa more than a lizard but with larger, leathery wings and longer cone-shaped horns. Has the limbs of an anole, the curve of a skink and the tail of an iguana. Also likes to keep him black talons sharpened (and primed for grabbing.) Brown-amber eyes that bear into their subject. Manouvers around with complete ease until he's met with too small a crevice for his back half. Also sometimes wears jewellery but mostly sticks to chains he stole from prisoners he's eaten. More likely to douse himself in scents like wildflowers and mud but always ends up smelling strongly of brazier coals. Also has a pink forked tongue but it's darker and wetter. Breathes extremely hot orange flames. Has very sharp, yellowish fangs. Jealous of dragons with venom.

Wheezy: Much taller, thinner dragon with a dusky blue sheen. Constantly covered in burn and singe marks. Resembles more of a crocadillian with his jaw always tightly shut as if he has a secret to keep. Long, bovine horns. Has the largest wingspan out of all of them which reach an impressive length in the sky, even if they have a few holes in them from battles. Ash covered talons worn down from years of being lit to smoke like a pipe. He has large spines across his back like an iguana. Bright blue eyes that strike like steel into an opponent. He also can breathe fire so hot it's the same colour as them. His flames are not what they used to be as now that he's older he breathes more smoke than fire but that only makes him more dangerous considering what smoke inhalation can do to a body. His is the only tongue that's black. Wherever he goes the room smells strongly of smoke.

Psycho: Somewhat on the lankier side but the spikes on his head add extra height. He has a crocodillian look about him as well but with a longer snout like a gharial, the head of a horned lizard and a whiptail. Wings are a greyish colour and can be wrapped around him while he sleeps similar to how a human would wear a straightjacket. His colouring is a mix of brown, yellow, black and white down his back in distinct patterns. Very razor sharp claws. Light pink, snake-like tongue in the shape of a trident. Horns are curlier like a ram and and his teeth are long and pearly white. Kaledoscopic eyes can be seen in the darkness and their mere sight strikes fear into the villagers he's terrified. He can crawl up walls like a gecko and scamper around the floor with lightening fast speed. What makes him especially frightening is his yellow electric breath and venomous fangs.

Stupid: Big and bulky dragon with a round stomach and a lot of fat. Brownish colouring on his scales with a light yellow body. Facially looks like a frog or toad but has a maw like an alligator. He takes slow, lumbering steps so prefers to scavenge instead of hunt since everything he sneaks up on can hear him coming. His wings are almost too small for his large body and he flutters more than flies. Eyes are set far apart on his head. Tiny horns on either side of his head. Blunt claws with are down to stubs. Bulbous eyes with yellow scelra. A large red tongue that often lolls out of his mouth. He can't breath fire too well at least does so only in short bursts, like striking a match. Has a short, thick tail but is quite clumsy with it. His teeth are duller than the rest but still useful for chomping down on meat. His legs and body resemble a fat bearded dragon but with the slow gait of a tortoise.

@slashingdisneypasta when you can, LOOK AT THIS TOP TIER DESIGNS FOR THE DRAGON BOYS!!!!!

Oh my godddddd Kit-Ink!!! How did you get such an awesome galaxy brain for design??? I love every part of this!! The detail with Psycho's tail! Greasy being snake like and jealous of dragons with venom (and Psycho having the very thing he's envious of). Smartass with his jewelry. Wheezy with his fire/smoke and how aged/torn up he looks. How big and clumsy and fat Stupid is!!!! I love all of it!!!!!!