#post 17000

wOAH HEY I got that many posts

I’ll just abuse this for one thing

"Let me get this straight. Annabeth’s pissed at you for being too clingy, so you told her maybe you two should take a break. And then when she bet you twenty bucks you couldn’t do it, you came over here?"

"Yes."

"Percy, are you kidding me right now?"

"No."

"I’m not pretending to date you just to make Annabeth jealous."

"Well it was either you, Jason or Thalia, who wouldn’t do it if I paid them. Heh, or Rachel, but we’ve all seen how that ends."

"Ugh. Fine. I’ll do it. As long as I don’t have to make out with you people."

"Does ‘you people’ mean dudes?!"

"…No. What are you, high? I meant you people like you and Annabeth. Hera’s hairnet, Percy, get them ears cleaned out."

"My ears are fine. Don’t roll your eyes at me!"

"I’ll roll whatever I want at whomever I want. Now come on and hold my hand, you idiot, you’re not going to get Annabeth jealous just by walking next to me."

"…"

Fifth day of the week of the fourteenth day of the third month of the year 2013 at approximate 11:33 am EST:

I’ve done it. I’ve reached seventeen thousand posts purely by sheer willpower. I’ve accomplished something tremendous.

Currently I also have 5570 likes, 144 followers, I have 64 messages in my inbox, and I’m following 138 blogs.

The only question that matters anymore is: