#possibly two

could anyone lend me a hand. or like, not lend, lend but permanently

I’m stuck packing boxes most of the time lately but basically thinking of Moon slinking ultra low to the ground in an unfamiliar room and climbing halfway into a box that’s too small for him and then running away the moment that he’s spotted. but it’s not elegant. He stumbles out of the box and the box topples over and he scurries away and he only comes back for the box when he’s no longer being watched so he can put it back where it was. Back into its start position. Also Sun getting an upgrade so he can ‘eat’ but it’s basically the least normal thing ever like he eats a candy (wrapper and all) and it lands in his stomach hatch and he fishes it out again later like it’s some sort of magic trick and he’s not sure whether to be super proud of his new upgrades or what but he chooses to make the most of it and Moon got the upgrade too but he still doesn’t open his mouth he just throws popcorn at his own face and it falls on the floor.

okay i finally woke up after staying up until 4 am to watch the new dr season and ohhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd

ngl kinda feel like I'm dying 🧍

The most depressing thing is that I find myself missing true assholes. Like, when the worst politician in the world was Berlusconi, people would say ‘So what if he’s corrupt? Everyone is corrupt’ and also ‘So what if he doesn’t pay taxes? I wouldn’t if I could get away with it’ and also ‘So what if he has sex with minors? We’re all thinking about it’. Back then no one was claiming those things were fake news made up by his enemies, or parts of a bigger plan to expose a network of lizard-shaped pedophiles who secretly rule the world. 

...lord help me i think i’m going to buy another bookshelf