#porfaa

Okay y’all, i feel like maybe i heard someone talk bout this concept once, or idk if someone already has done it buttttt...

Here’s my pitch bc i can fux wit this idea

Erick

-Not that great at it tbh

-His way is more like sending nudes if we’re being honest

-Totally amateur, but i mean that just makes it more intimate and personal

-Is actually really good at the build up tho

-Isn’t just “send noodz”, maybe he’ll start with just a shirtless pic of him in bed with a “😏”

-And the pics get more and more risky between the both of you

-Literally you’re just reading his words off blurry Snapchat pics and they’re still the sweetest throughout it all

-“Que Bonita te ves..” (lol get it) or “No puedo esperar verte mañana,”

-Will also break in the middle of the steamiest parts to send you a pic of his eyes and forehead n be like “what movie is on behind u?”

-Rarely sends videos bc he thinks it’s a lil embarrassing

-But when he does it’s bc you like to hear his voice when he’s all worked up

-So he’ll send it right when he knows you can’t hold on any longer

-Can probably just go back to a regular snap conversation after like no problem

Zabdiel

-Will definitely call you after a rough day and just wanna vent about it

-And he’s so stressed and you haven’t seen him in like a month n you’re so desperate for him

-So you’ll be like “is anyone there??” And after hes like “no why” you start to tell him how you feel, what you’re wearing..

-Would totally swing right into it like “tell me what you’d want me to do to you”

-And this whole time you were supposed to be the one pulling all the sexy comments but he’s the one that takes over and just makes your head spin

-He’d tell you what to do to yourself, to imagine it was him instead of your fingers doing the job

-Loves when you say his name, even over little cracks through your poor phone service

-Would give little grunts of approval on his side to let you know to keep talking or that he likes it

-After it’s all said in done, he just lulls you with sweet nothings until one of you falls asleep

-“te extraño, te amo”

Joel

-Never initiates first like nuh uh hunnyy

-Like, not that he doesn’t want to, he’s just too nervous that you’ll be in the wrong place and time or even worSe what if you answer and he says something na$ty but the whole time u were on speaker in public :o

-But he’ll for sure tease it over text or somethin for awhile

-Send snaps of him in the mirror, wrapped only in a towel like “shower time 💦”

-Or he’ll say stuff about how he was working out earlier bc he knows you love to think of him all sweaty and pumping with that post- workout energy

-So you just feel obligated to call him and chew him out for being a tease like “ur such a teenager sometimes”

-And hes like “oh ya??...”

-And you’re like “.....yea...are we doing this or not?”

-It all turns into sexy picture war over snap

-He’s a respectful boy and won’t send pics of the d until u really ready

-The whole time you’re like talking on the phone while also taking these steamy pics so eventually you’re just like “let’s stop, i just want you to talk to me,”

-And he’ll pull all the nastiest and fuckboyish things out of his mind

-“I know you want it- tell me how bad you do”

-And you just kinda whine to agree, but nooo he wants you to reallyyy tell him

-Makes you sweetly moan his name time and time again and “Joel, Dios mío- i want you so bad,” the whole entire call

-Tries not to make it obvious when he’s about to lose it, so you start to sweet talk him when you hear his little gasps from the other side of the phone

-It’s a spiritual experience

Richard

-oh my god this boy

-Not afraid for it anytime, anywhere, no matter if he’s even in a different country or not, this man will call you if you just went to the store without him

-Likes to call you knowing you’re in public, or with friends/family tho

-Starts the convo like “baby, i miss you..” in that low gravely voice he knows hits you different

-He’ll go straight into the dirty stuff immediately after, telling you how if he were there with you, he’d take you to the nearest bathroom/the car and play out the hottest scenarios you’ve ever heard

-You just start blushing hardcore bc he gets to you so much

-So wherever you are, you just gotta excuse yourself and regain composure for a minute

-okAy and like imagine this real quick 4 me

-Hes FaceTiming/video chat one night,.. but maybe you’re wearing a baggy cut off shirt and it kinda slides off a little too far and he’s like “whoa mamí, don’t have to get naked for me yet” as a joke

-And you play around for a bit pretending like you’re gonna flash him or your shirt is gonna slide off again, and you’re both cracking up and making dumb jokes about it thEN

-He gets all serious and is like “bet you won’t take it off right now” so you’re like bET and pull it off like nothin bc you can’t back down from a good challenge

-And hes like “now take off ___” - so you do that too

-Until you’re in nothing but underwear and he’s just smirking sooo big

-Tells you how to touch yourself, watching as close to his screen he can as you go to town

-Isn’t even afraid to whip it out over video chat like y’all are just so open and comfortable with each other it’s not even a taboo

Chris

-im not saying that he’s a master at all of the above but....

-I am actually

-His fav thing to do tho is like tease it through bursts of texts during the day

-Will start as soon as you get to work

-“You look amazing today...” and then maybe an hour later like “no puedo dejar de pensar en tu cuerpo”

-Basically he be on some scum shit for awhile, building up texts and getting riskier....

-“And when you think you can’t handle my tongue any longer I-“ you see the notification and twitch as he continues to type.....then he stops.

-Ghosts you for a hot minute, no continuation

-And wtf like he can’t do that, so you bombard text him after a couple hours

-Only responds with “Call me when you get home”

-Sends a singular picture of him in a looowww hanging towel while he’s getting in the shower

-When you get home you call him riGhT away like no hesitation

-He does that “mmmmhmm” in that low ass growl and you’re 😩💦

-Makes you work for it tho

-Wants you to get ready for him, put on your sexiest lingerie, or just what makes you feel beautiful

-As soon as you do that, he’ll tell you exactly how to take it off, where to touch along the way, tell him how it feels and imagine him with you the whole time

-LASTs the WHOLE NIGHT LIKEE

-You can last rounds with him in person, but you never knew the capacity he had to wear you out without even being there

-makes you bEG

-“Say it- wanna hear u say how much you need me, amor”

-and like can y’all just imagine his voice the whole time, it’s just so clear n crisp through your phone speakers, and you just hear him holdin back noises, maybe letting a couple guttural moans slip and it’s so bone chilling that it alone can just send you into a full spiral...

-Talks you through multiple orgasms all in different ways (dirty, soft, sweet n lovey)

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