#poor yang

Blake:…why’s Ruby holding bottle of chloroform and rope all while looking at picture of Oscar?

Weiss: *With a ‘I am so done with life’ look* Oscar friendzone Ruby and she decided to make him change his mind…by any necessary….

Blake: *Looking at Weiss and then at giggling Ruby* Cooooool…*Back out of the room with a disturbed expression*

Original Stud Crossover

When making lunch for Ruby and Yang, they notice the apron on their dad saying Big DILF Energy. They question that, but Tai explains that it was either this or the other apron. He won't say what the other one said, but Lisa and Mona would. Because originally they wanted to get him a Big Dick Energy apron, before Tai convinced them for this one. But the big dick one fits him to a tea.

Tai was making lunch for Ruby and Yang, when they notice the apron on their dad saying "BIG DILF ENERGY".R

Ruby/Yang: Why are you wearing that apron/What up with the new apron?

Tai cheeks turned red at the question from his precious daughters as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

Tai: It was either this one or the other one.

Ruby and Yang waited for him to answer their unspoken question but he didn't say another word to them as he put his entire focus on the food.

But unfortunately for them. Lisa and Mona answer in place.

Mona/Lisa: *Smirk* The other apron would have said "BIG DICK ENERGY"

Chapter 5 of my Bumbleby x Your Name /Kimi No Na Wa fic is out now :))

Yang wakes up in Blake’s body and does her best to pretend she’s her, with not so perfect results lmao.

- Can you please explain to us –Weiss interrupts my thinking with a mocking tone- how come you’ve gotten lost on your way here?

- Well… -I stutter. What do I say? I can’t tell them I’m not Blake, but a random country girl that has nothing to do with them! Though, if this is really a dream, it doesn’t actually matter what I say to them. Still…

- You see –I start, faking my confident tone-, the thing is I’ve slept in and then I got distracted on the way.

- Distracted by what? –Weiss stares at me narrowing her eyes, not completely believing what I’m saying.

- Fuck… -I mutter, biting my lip. I hadn’t thought about that yet! I mentally check the things I’ve seen this morning while the two girls look at me with growing suspicion. I end up saying the first thing that crosses my mind- Uhh… a cafe for petting cats!

- Really…? –Ilia makes a half stunned half incredulous look, looking at my cat ears that rest on top of my head and then to myself. I blush. I totally forgot that I’m a faunus now, this is a mess!

- Did you just say “fuck”? –Weiss crosses her arms skeptically, as if it was something her friend Blake would never say. Anxiety climbs up my back because I’m saying all the wrong things. I bite my lip again.