#poor tae

In Jin's room at the house, all of them spending the night after family dinner, having some midnight beers and snacks.

Namjoon: Oooooh! Well---

Taehyung: (lazily) You like it seductive at first. You like it when they work to convince you, putting on a bit of a show to kinda coax you out of your shell. Cutesy giggles. Slow stripping. Sitting on your lap and grinding. Twisting. Interesting visuals for the eye.

Namjoon: I---

Taehyung: But then you like to take the lead. You gets to a point where you want to ramp things up, and then you kinda toss them around. Get real loud and, like, deep breath moany, and deep long stroke-y, and kinda spanky at the end. Bonus points if they're bratty and grabby and dig their nails into his back.

Namjoon: (blinking, chip bags crinkling in his hold) I mean, you're not wrong, but---

Taehyung: And Jin-hyung likes to cut to the chase, whereas I am the master of teasing and foreplay.

Namjoon: (narrowing eyes and looking sideways at Taehyung) No one asked about you.

Jin: (amused) How do you know all this, Tae-Tae?

Taehyung: It's all part of the curse of being the baby and sharing walls. (looks at his brothers) I was always home.

Jin: Ah. (sighing) Sometimes I wonder if the three of us are too close.

Taehyung: (shrugs, bringing his beer to his lips) Best friends and brothers.

“What if eternity is a sterile, impotent, lifeless domain of pure potentialities, which, in order to fully actualize itself, has to pass through temporal existence?”

everyone losing their minds fjghjf

adsfsdfdsg considering how he’s asking for help on how to get rid of recommendations in instagram on weverse he probably misclicked

What happened once jimin finally got his hands on you😃

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

A deeply horrified look flickered in Tae’s eyes as Jimin picked invisible lint off of his designer suit.

“I believe the punishment fit the crime.”

“Maybe if I was a war criminal—”

Jimin shrugged.

“Actions have consequences.”

“There are laws against cruel and unusual punishment.”

“Oh please—”

“Wait,” you leaned forward in genuine concern. “Tae... what exactly did he do?”

“He—...”

Jimin grinned.

“Go on.”

“He locked me in a room and FORCED me to watch that new anatomically correct CATS movie and every time they stopped singing he threatened me with increasingly more bizarre consequences if I broke your heart!”

“..........”

“Are you laughing at me right now!?”

Jimin tilted his head in consideration as he watched you collapse onto the couch in hysterics.

“It looks like she’s laughing.”

“I was TRAUMATIZED!”

*more wheezing from the couch*

“It’s true. He tried to climb out the window four times—”

“I feared for my soul—”

“—and he called Jungkook and fired him six times for not rescuing him.”

“I should fire him again!”

“Oh my gosh—” Tears were streaming down your face at this point. “It hurts-” you gasped. “I’m laughing too hard and it hurts.”

I mean bruh.

Dude is not happy. I feel like maybe people getting in their imagination is not making our Tae a happy man.

Somebody get over to his place and chill him out before he blows up. It’s, what, 1:30 in the morning in Seoul?

“For crying out loud, just be yourself!”

“What kind of advice is that?! It’ll scare her shitless!”

Summary: Y/N and the boys have been friends since their high school days and Taehyung developed a crush on her! Now to confess his feelings....