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Avengers 1 gave us the best Baby Cap content!

Look at that adorable lil face, like he was always in a constant state of "🥺".

I'll never forgive the Avengers for being all awkward about his lil "I do! I understood that reference!" moment. They could've been more encouraging or at least acknowledge how hard he was trying to catch up with over 70 years of info that he'd missed! But no, instead J*ss Wh*don had to make him the butt of most of the jokes 😒.

so... how's the weather down there?

Rhodey outranks him and Steve has mad respect for that.

Steve sees the impact that Rhodey has on Tony and really really really wants to impress him because it was important to Tony and Steve hearts Tony so “anything for you sweatheart”

They finally meet each other although Rhodey is little cold towards Steve but that was okay, Tony said he’d be like that. And it was. Okay. Until it wasn’t.

At one point whenever Steve stands remotely close to Tony, its on sight for Steve. The glare that Rhodey sends and Steve literally want to sonic out of there

But he stands right there and glare back using his im-captain-america face and it doesn’t faze Rhodey because Rhodey scowls and yep Steve its time to leave

Tony being genuinely tired of this bullshit as he sits there drinking his (3rd? 6th? whose counting?) coffee cup of the day because he did not sign up for this shit.

Steve starts sulking because he just really really really wanted to impress Rhodey and if Rhodey hates him that’ll mean Tony would hate him too and Oh God how am i suppose to live in a world where the person i love the most hates me-

“Go to sleep Steve, I can pratically hear you overthinking”

Then one day Tony accidentally on purpose leaves them in the same room and well Steve wishes so hard the ground would open up and swallow him that he gets dizzy.

Its silent. Of course its silent. The tension is so thick you can cut it with one of Nat’s many knives.

“You make him happy, Rogers. But I swear if you do anything, and i mean anything, if i even get the slight impression that you hurt him in the smallest way, I will make sure i personally skin you alive and then feed you to my Aunt Keisha dogs”

Steve doesn’t know how in the world Rhodey is gonna do that, but its Rhodey and this involves Tony and well.

When Steve doesn’t answer because he’s too busy thinking about painful it would be, even for a supersoldier to be flayed, Rhodey looked up from his (Stark) tablet and brown eyes pierce into blue’s,all Steve can do is nod frantically and look away.

He could have swore he saw Rhodey smile

Tony is glad his best boys made up.....and then regrets it and it’s suddenly a nightmare.

They gang up on him and make sure he eats and sleeps and take breaks like ew who does that