#poor sousuke

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“Oh my GOD holy SHIT, I am SO sorry Sousuke, FUCKING hell.” Rin flails uselessly as Sousuke slowly collapses onto the ground, hands over his crotch.

“It’s… Ok…” He wheezes.

“IT’S NOT OK DUMBSHIT!” Rin wails dramatically, dropping to his knees besides Sousuke, “Holy fuck I didn’t mean to kick you THERE, why’d you let me do that?!”

Sousuke gives a vaguely exasperated grunt of pain, still in a foetal position with his forehead on the ground.

“Oh my goooddd I didn’t damage anything did I? Is it gonna be my fault if you turn out to be sterile?!”

“Jesus, shut up Rin.” Sousuke turns his head to the side to glare at him, only to be set upon by Rin’s worried fondling of his face.

“ARE YOU OK???” The scarlet eyes peer into blue ones as Rin leans onto the ground, butt sticking up in the air to level his face with Sousuke’s.

“Rin stoooop.” Sousuke groans and slowly sit up onto his knees, meanwhile being harassed by Rin’s puppy dog eyes, which immediately flit down to his crotch.

And then there’s a small aborted motion of Rin’s hand reaching towards it, and instead it touches Sousuke’s leg.

“Sousuke.” Rin whispers for some reason, “Is it ok?”

“Rin,” Sousuke fights the urge to roll his eyes, grabbing Rin’s chin in his hand and turning his face to the side to whisper back loudly into his ear. “Stop fussing over my balls.”

Rin jerks out of his grasp, flushing at the tips of his ears. “I am not FUSSING over yours BALLS!”

And reflexively smacks Sousuke over the head.

“OH FUCK.” Rin shrieks at his mistake and lunges at Sousuke to hug his new boo-boo.

And it’s nobody’s business but Sousuke’s if he maybe plays up his pain a little bit.

the worst part is i can imagine the exact moment he just barges through the crowd all like

“I AM NOT LOST.”

“... Who are you?”

no, no, hear me out. The Iwatobi people notice Nagisa and Rin going out together alone a lot and Gou asks everyone (Iwatobi boys, Samezuka boys, Ama-chan, Sasabe) for their opinion on what’s happening. So a betting pool is made.

And Sousuke goes to Rin and tells him this and then he proposes, “Well, I know you’re not dating or anything, but how funny is it if you pretend to be dating and I’ll bet on that so I win and you get to see their reactions???”

And Rin’s like “sure, you’re on”. Nagisa’s super excited, too. He can’t wait.

The two very obnoxiously flirts and does all the date things and they are so obvious about the “pretend” part that Sousuke kind-of just face-palms and groans at the back of the group spying on Nagisa and Rin. It’s so out-of-character and just so obvious. Sousuke just tells them that he told Rin about the bet and that Nagisa and Rin are little shits, i swear to god those two.

So they leave those two alone, because clearly they’re just two assholes pranking their friends.

When they leave, Nagisa leans close to Rin and whispers, “They’re gone. Wanna go to the arcade again?”

Right at that time, Gou looks back at them and sees how fond Rin’s expression is when he nods. “Yeah,” Rin says and he has this smile that’s just so freaking happy. It’s a different one that what they’ve been seeing while spying. This one’s real.

And then Nagisa kisses Rin on the cheek and smiles like the sun.

There are too many basketball boys on his dash.