#poor robert

Blazer: "how do you know if flambaes in a bad mood rn?"

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

CHASE!?!?

FUCK NO, NO THE LOOK IN ROBERT'S FACE I CAN'T.

My name’s Robert

Such a bitch whose name is Robert

I’m a bitch

Yeah I’m a bitch

I’m such a fucking bitch

I have no hopes, have no dreams

AND A TINY LITTLE PEEN!!

And it doesn’t even function anyway because I have erectile dysfunction…!

Batman gothic but it’s like Matilda

(Spoilers for Batman legends of the dark knight)

It’s basically little Bruce having to go against the horrible teachers and headmaster of the school. He has to navigate abusive teachers and school bullies and has to try to bring the children together (I personally think it’s very unlikely anything could happen without the help of other kids). But things gets complicated when more gets revealed and there’s been a string of missing children. Bruce has had enough when he finds the head of his friend Robert. He sets of a rebellion where the kids overthrow the teachers and the headmaster Mr.Winchester goes into hiding. I like to think of a bitter sweet ending where he’s hopes his friend can rest knowing no other children will end up like him and can finally go back home to his parents after the truth about the school has been revealed.

I like both options of Bruce having telekinesis like Matilda or just being a genius and using his wits

Idk why this idea is stuck in my head 😭