#poor mori

Dazai and chuuya are 16 post stormbringer and dazai took chuuya's hat again and chuuya is so done, the next day dazai comes into work and he looks confused until someone points out his bandages are bright pink and not bandages but duct tape, the next day chuuya walks into work and his ringtone is "i'm not your barbie girl". It's a prank war. Dazai walks in with a purple flamingo suit, chuuya with neon blue hair, dazai is drenched in paint, chuuya is covered with confetti, only when they both show up in a meeting escalated with crumbs and batter all over both of them do they realise to put it on end the war, though it resumes around a month after.

One of my lowkey favourite things in the Bedlam Stacks is the scene where Clem’s daughter is playing ‘ode to joy’ and Merrick is all “go say hi :))” only for Mori to immediately have enough premonitions to respond with “do I have to?:/″ asdfghjk.

Nooo why would you frame it as Mori committed suicide whyyyy

Mori calling Fukuzawa asking him for the love of God to take Dazai under his wing because he can't handle soukoku being on the same organisation

did you know? Mori drove Dazai out of the Port Mafia because is humanly impossible to handle soukoku being on the same organization

Sugar daddies come to me and help pay to take my cat to the vet her leg is broken because my dogs are vicious

woooooooooooow that was just plain terrible. 

you don't ever want to be my friend because if you are and i'm having trouble writing a fic i will make you read snippets of my fic and also help me plan stuff out and i'm super annoying about it fyi