#poor josh

Maddie and Chimney in a Ship War.

Maddie ships Buck and Eddie because she's been teasing her brother about his "boy crush" forever and who doesn't love being right about shit? Buck and Eddie have been through so much together, they deserve to be endgame! Also if they did get together she could be Christopher's Fun Aunt! Yay! And even though Tommy is the clear "it boy" for now, she is sure Buck was smitten with Eddie first. And firsties always wins. So there. Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah.

Chim ships Buck and Tommy because he doesn't wanna deal with working around horny boyfriends for twelve hours a day. Besides Tommy has become his main weekend basketball bro and never shuts up about Buck, which is heartwarming. And he just thinks they look cute together. And he has always been a sucker for stories where the underdog wins, so the fact that Tommy is the unlikely surprise love interest is a point in his favor.

Bit of Simarkus, from my post

+ Bonus

I have no wives to give you @thequeenofthewinter, @mareenavee, @paraparadigm But I do have JOSH Thursday!

And yes, most weeks are Josh weeks but I did also draw Sydari, I'll post that too. But guess what you also get a snippet from Sleepers Awake.

I hear you guys don't mind my horror adventure into the corprus cure.

Art First

Guns for Josh! Straight Outta Blacklight kids!

Hey this is getting posted with an ask but I need to draw like 4 more things first!

Ok Writing under the cut. CW Horror imagery, graphic descriptions, body horror. This is corprus and Morrowind related. You know the drill...

The moment Harry becomes convinced that Alex and his mom need to get together is early on after he was adopted.

Harry was out with Josh (and it’s so weird to call him a babysitter. Babysitters are crazy old ladies that are covered in cat hair and stale cookies that may or may not classify as a weapon. Not easy going smiles and hair ruffles and five star quality meals made just for Harry because he wanted to see what something on his shows would taste like.) when the two of them get separated for one reason or another.

And for the first time since he was adopted Harry was alone in a crowd. Surrounded. Trapped. Without his mum or Josh or May or even Bruno’s bright easy laughter and jokes his mum said were too old for Harry to hear. He can’t breathe. Can’t think of anything other than he wants his mum. She would make it okay. She would make sure he was safe. She wouldn’t leave him lost and alone in a place he didn’t know like the Dursleys had.

Then that sensation of not being able to breathe gets worse like he’s been sucked through a tiny tube and his ears are ringing and there are sobs stuck in his throat and—

He lands on a carpet he doesn’t recognize sobbing and gagging and would have been screaming if he had enough breath. A moment later there are frantic footsteps and he sees leather shoes stop right in front of him before the person is suddenly on their knees and wine colored eyes are looking down at him.

“Hey, hey kiddo, you’re safe. I won’t let anything happen to you. You’re safe here.”

It takes a minute for Harry to recognize them through his tears. To place the golden necklace and the tailored suit and the kind wine colored eyes. But the minute he does he is launching himself into Alex’s arms with a strangled sob, clinging to that bit of familiarity that means his mum is close. Because Alex meant H.E.R.A. and H.E.R.A. Meant his mum and if he was there then he wasn’t lost and

Alex holds him until his tears slow. Holds him after that even as they shift to pull out their phone. Holds them until the door of their office slams open and his mum rushes in with her hair pulled half out of her bun to kneel on the carpet and cling to both of them in relief.

It’s there pressed between the two of them that Harry feels the safest that he ever has. It’s seeing the way they both blush as his mum pulls back from the frantic hug and Alex’s hands hover over them both as if checking to make sure they’re okay that makes Harry sure that they’re supposed to be together.