#polypore rants

cuz like. he decided everything about himself that he had control over and if he decided his gender then like

yknow

Learn of the slopinator

Yo, I’m Polypore, (that’s a type of mushroom), my pronouns are she/they, and I create slop. Ultrakill, DRG, my own OC stuff, hollow knight, deltarune, undertale, really anything I feel like drawing, the only stuff I won’t really draw is nudity or sex.

Content warnings n dnis n shit

If you wanna avoid gore (I’ve only ever drawn it mild, but I’m not above getting kinda icky with it) eyestrain, or christianity related content, then maybe don’t check out my blog. There are a ton of other really good artists on tumblr that don’t draw or type out the particular type of slop that I do, and I won’t be offended if you block this blog just to avoid that stuff.

Also, am bigender (transfem and enby) ace and arospec, an ex christian, and talk about those sometimes. Especially being trans and an ex christian.

It you have a problem with any of that, just don’t talk to me. It’s not hard.

Also I’m an adult, and while the content on my blog is safe for minors, I really don’t want any in my dms unless if ik them irl. Ya just shouldn’t trust that strangers on the internet are safe to talk to, so if you’re a minor and wanna interact, there are plenty of safer ways to interact with people online. Ur free to rb and comment tho, idrgaf :)

GIVE ME MONEY!!!!!! IF YOU HAVE IT!!!!!

I have commissions open, DM me if you want one! I take paypal, cashapp, and venmo, though I intend to move away from paypal pretty soon. I don’t have a sheet just yet, since prices are pretty variable, but here are some examples of prices, so you can understand what you’re getting into :)

$20, since it’s not much effort, but has a difficult to work with color palette.

$40, due to the high effort in posing and framing, but the simple color pallete.

$15, since it’s just a sketch of a character design. With that being said, I did make the design, so you’d really just be paying me for that.

$60, for being very high effort in just about every way, but most of the effort was from me learning a new rendering style- something that doesn’t really come across in the art.

ALSO!!!! For the sake of making sure you follow up on whatever deal we make for the commissuon, (and so you know I will, too) the payment is split up into 2 parts. One, before I start, but after we figure out what you want, and the other, right before I give you the final piece.

One last thing regarding commissions, if you comment under one of my posts asking about comms and saying to dm you, and you haven’t liked any of my posts, I’m gonna assume you’re a bot, and I’m gonna block you.

The not tumblrs

Finally, I also have a reddit and a bluesky.

Reddit (I don’t really use it)-

https://www.reddit.com/u/EvilMushroomLady/s/uyi40X5R7q

And my Bluesky (I use it a bit less than tumblr)-

https://bsky.app/profile/polyporethewicked.bsky.social