#polyface

💕 I’d like for you to imagine one of those scenes in a cartoon where two people dress up as one really tall person in a trench coat, and then try to get into a movie. The “beginning” of your relationship is in essence, just that. Billy and Stu will both quickly come to terms with the fact that they both have feelings for you, and in typical ghostface fashion, one will try to outdo the other... for your affections, that is

💕 Once you actually engage in the relationship with them, their little crush rivalry comes to a halt. Billy and Stu make the realization that they’re now their own boyfriends, as well as yours. It clicks, after how much they’ve been through together, how much they’ve done and what they’ve done as a team, as partners- cue the sudden bromance! Stu likes to make jokes about you being their beloved matchmaker

💕 Your boys are very handsy, so cuddling is a popular group activity. Billy, ever the control freak, will take the side of the bed closest to a wall (AKA the best side). Stu will wrap around the two of you on your other flank, which leaves you sandwiched in a loving vice grip! You’ll quickly learn it’s best to make a trip to the bathroom beforehand

💕 Get ready to heavily enforce that sharing is caring. As much as they love each other, Billy’s hotheadedness and Stu’s reluctance to let things go obviously don’t mix too well, and that’s especially the case when you’re involved. In the end, you usually have to step in and be the hero that finds a way to work out their qualms

💕 They’ll both get jealous if one thinks you’re spending too much time with the other, so to challenge that, the boys have deduced that spending all of your personal times together is the best way to avoid any misunderstandings. What they don’t quite grasp is that you haven’t been practically living and plotting your murderous schemes in Stu’s farmhouse for the past year like they have. Putting your foot down is necessary if you’re ever hoping for some privacy

💕 Now, if you’re prone to jealousy, there’s a different story. There will be a few swooning freshmen ladies who tend to get a tad bit too comfortable around your sociable boys. Billy quickly picks up on your unease in these situations if you give him enough signs, but Stu just doesn’t know he’s upsetting you half the time. Have no fear though, there’s only room for three in this party. You’ll get plenty of apology hugs and kisses from them afterwards, and Billy makes plenty sure that everyone sees

💕 Speaking of privacy, well, think of it as you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! It’s not that they don’t trust you, but just be aware that anything they don’t know about you from being around you constantly will be found out via stalking. Once you get used to it, spotting them turns into a game of where’s waldo- even Myers couldn’t sneak up on you now

💕 Ask to be put on Stu’s phone plan, because you’re going to be getting a lot of calls from you know who. Aside from just doing it to mess with you, there’s times where the two boys will act out their real routine as practice- for everyone. They want you to be safe and prepared, so don’t be mad if you get tackled from behind in the middle of horror trivia

💕 Since you’re bound to be in on the whole murdering thing at some point, Billy and Stu will want your endorsement at the very least. While they don’t expect you to dawn the ghostface getup, (as much as Billy would love to see it), your support is vital to them, to your relationship, and to your overall survivability. Not to quote Anakin, but if you are not with them, then you are their enemy

💕 Billy will be heartbroken if your favorite slasher isn’t Michael. On the flip side, I feel Stu’s more a Freddy kinda guy, but he puts your preference for murder men in his top two spot

💕 Stu Macher is the leisure king. You know he has at least three different high end moisturizers in his bathroom vanity, probably directly next to his library of A-Z face masks. Am I saying he ever has a stable night routine? Absolutely not, but if skin care is your thing, then prepare to tag team with Stu to induct Billy into the world of creams and serums. Maybe start with some good hair products first though

💕 On the topic of hygiene, you will struggle. While his house looked clean and pristine in the party scene, Stu probably stuffed the heaps of dirty laundry and discarded pizza boxes under all the guest beds as a last minute resort. Billy is one of those people who doesn’t pour water in his bowls when he goes to put them in the sink, and he’s notorious for leaving half full soda cans out while he opens a fresh one right next to it. Even if you scold them enough into saying they’ll change, it’ll only last for about a day. Really, it’s best for all of you if Stu just hires a maid (or several)

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher (polyface)

💕 You’d arrived at a party one of your friends threw for his 18th birthday- however it was made abundantly clear that there were to be no parents invited, if you catch my drift

💕 He was a mutual friend between you and your boyfriends, however out of the three you were the closest to him

💕 After a good deal of teenage tomfoolery, your friend mentioned to you that his girlfriend hadn’t come downstairs for a while, and asked if you could keep an eye on the crowd while he went to check on her

💕 Being the good Samaritan you are, you instead offered to check on her for him- which he thanked you for as you trudged upstairs with a slight drunken wobble

💕 The farther you got from the blaring pop music the floor below, the more you could hear faint muffled moans… no, screams?

💕 You dropped your plastic cup and scrambled to where you heard disgusting wet gurgles and agonized cries before nearly dropping to your knees from what laid before your eyes

💕 Not one, but two of the infamous ghostface killers straddled a bed which upon a limp, bloodied girl let out her last dying breaths

💕 In hindsight, you laugh about the ‘oh fuck’ faces Billy and Stu must’ve made when they turned to see you frozen in the doorway

💕 Since that incident, your boys seemed more relaxed and very much more comfortable around you than ever before. You kept their secret, and they got to keep their beloved Y/n alive, so win win!

💕 They both waited for the day to arrive when you would ask to join the ranks of ghostface

💕 Stu often cracks jokes about it, despite how he personally would rather you not be a part of their gruesome pastime- acting as the unexpected voice of reason

💕 Billy, on the other hand, is very encouraging to the prospect! Not gonna lie, he thinks it’d be pretty hot to have you tag along

💕 So once you do ask them, you kinda have an angel and devil scenario. Mom says no and dad says yes sorta deal. In the end though, it’s really up to you!

Charles Lee Ray

🔪 There’s zero chance Charles is gonna hide what he does from you, aside from being coy around the topic of ‘work’ before he moves into your place

🔪 Once he’s settled into your house, him being the lakeshore strangler becomes about as casual of a topic as the weather between you both

🔪 He always brings stuff home from his victims as gifts- typically expensive things he could never afford with morbid stories behind them- ones he’d tell you in graphic detail. He just wants to show off to you, and make you like whatever he brought even more with a cool backstory!

🔪 It was one of these times when he presented you with the most recent gift- a fairly scratched up golden watch- that you’d popped the question.. in question

🔪 “Oh no no no no, doll, no way. What I do is dangerous, you know that!”

🔪 He was fairly sure you weren’t crazy enough to ask things like that, but after he scolds you for it, he’ll quickly let it go

🔪 However, there’s good merit in not getting discouraged by Charles. He’s a stubborn pain, but if you show him you can be one right back, you’ll eventually get him to consider it

🔪 Once he thinks it over, he actually digs the idea himself. When he asks you if you’d like to join him on a hit, he proposes it as his own original plan

🔪 You’re staying in the car for the first time, he doesn’t want anything to get messy- no if’s, and’s, or but’s

🔪 After he’s sure you won’t screw anything up (his words, not mine), you become another pesky ne’er-do-weller for Detective Norris to deal with- a troublesome dastardly duo by the very definition

🔪 Charles couldn’t have asked for a better partner to watch his back, and to not drive away without him when he gets shot

Hannibal Lecter

🧠 Hannibal has, and always will strive to be a fervent gentleman- which includes him preparing any and all meals for you

🧠 Whenever you'd ask to help him with food, he replied by reminding you how very finicky he is when it comes to meal prep- and how it’s much easier to just leave him to his own practices in the kitchen

🧠 You know now that this was just a well fabricated red herring of his, that he’d opted to exclude you from cooking because of what exactly it is he cooked

🧠 As much as he cared for you, he needed time to be sure you’d remain a loyal confidant. After earning Hannibal’s trust- only then would he show you what exactly you’d had on the menu all this time

🧠 He’d still be very hesitant to let you actually kill anyone, instead allowing you to handle the harvested parts from his victims after he does the dirty work. Help here and there where he may need it and so forth

🧠 He’d find it exceptionally atypical of you to press any further on the subject as to do actual killing- to him it’d be a questionably bizarre protest of his given good faith. He’d not anticipate what he sees as ungratefulness from his s/o, and it wouldn’t end very well for you

🧠 Instead, you’ll have to settle with being Hannibal’s sous-chef

🧠 He actually finds cooking together quite pleasant. Enjoying one of his favorite hobbies with the added bonus benefit of your presence always puts a smile on his usually stoic face

🧠 You both appreciate your, ahem, acquired tastes with well aged wines, casual conversation, and meal composition- your dishes are truly to die for

🧠 If, on the occasion Hannibal is feeling rather spontaneous, and a guest or potential business partner is rubbing off on him badly- you may be utilized as his assistant undertaker

💕 Nowadays, it should come as no surprise to you when you find your boyfriends discussing things about you that you don’t ever remember telling them

💕 They’d talked about baseball a lot rather recently, and seeing as you had a game coming up, you’d invited them both to come see you play

💕 “I dunno, maybe we should get into sports like y/n.” Stu murmured as he massaged the nape of his neck, his eyes flicking around the walls of the inner stadium

💕 “Why, worried he’ll run off with some Steve 2.0?” Billy rolled his eyes as Stu slumped in his posture with a slightly hurt expression

💕 Receiving permission from your coach, you’d given the rest of your team time to change and clear out while touring your boys around. After watching your fellow players flock out to the field, you hurried down the hall you’d left Billy and Stu at- hoping they hadn’t gotten into too much trouble

💕 Peeking around the corner they both stood by, you flashed a smile and signaled them to follow you. Heading back down the same hall and pushing open the doors at the end, you make your way to over to your locker and start struggling to squeeze your gym bag out

💕 The two disperse themselves while they wait, Stu choosing to occupy himself by fiddling with padlocks and trying to break into other lockers while Billy shoos him away from them

💕 However, both their attentions are refocused onto you once you start undressing and switching into your gear. Before sliding down your boxers, you pause, feeling eyes glued to you from both your sides

💕 You huff with a bashful smirk, grabbing your pants and striding to the bathrooms- still feeling eyes stuck to you as they trail all your barely clothed glory

💕 Once they hear a stall door shut, Billy and Stu turn to each other in sync- bearing mischievous grins and staring down to your discarded clothes. Not keen on wasting time, they take to your locker with suppressed whispers

💕 You, on the other hand, were mentally and physically facepalming yourself- just realizing you’d forgot the rest of your gear. With a groan, you secured a spare towel around your waist and left the stall

💕 The atmosphere had changed rather quickly, an unnerving feeling of something being amiss falling over you like the condensation from the recently used showers that pooled water droplets onto your damp skin

💕 Despite the warm and humid air, you shuddered with worry upon realizing both your bag and boyfriends had disappeared

💕 From where you guessed was a row of lockers over, 3 ominous metallic knocks called for your attention. You race over to the noise, but find no one there. “You guys are assholes, give me my stuff or we’re gonna be late!”

💕 The silence after your remark was broken by the loud bang from a locker door slamming shut behind you- your head instinctively swiveling back at the noise

💕 In one swift motion, a startling breeze found it’s way over your now bare lower region. Cupping a hand over yourself, you turn once again to meet the highly amused look Billy wore. He threw your towel over his shoulder and cooed to you in a sarcastically sweet tone, “Mmm, guess we need to watch more scary movies y/n. That was an awfully reckless performance.”

💕 “Batter up babe!” you jumped as Stu wrapped an arm around you from behind, extending your gym bag in front of you with the other. You felt his breath warm your cool perspired skin as he bared his tongue by your ear

💕 Flustered, you snatch your bag from Stu while tucking an arm between your legs. You tread off back to the stall, able to hear the occasional faint cackles from your boys linger about the lockers while they wait for you yet again

💕 Finally all swapped out and into your gear, you exit the stall. Billy and Stu lean against opposite sides of the bathroom doorway with devious smiles. You harshly pull at the hems of their shirts as you walk by with a glare. “No churros for you troublemakers.”

I match you with Billy Loomis & Stu Macher (Polyface)

💕 It’s coming, I’m sorry, but there’s no way in high hell these two aren’t gonna make short jokes- I can’t change how they are, no one can

💕 Also prepare for: Freddy Krueger jokes. I’m serious, these toddlers are obnoxious. If you doze off around them, you’re going to be rudely awakened with, “Don’t pull us in the dream world with you babe!”, or “One, two, Freddy’s comin’ for you!”- you get the idea. Don’t worry though, eventually Billy gets a little tired of it and stops after the joke gets too old. Stu never will stop though, ever

💕 Billy thinks your ability to speak other languages is dummy hot. He doesn’t have to understand what you’re saying- you could call him a stinky rat child in one of your two other tongues and it’d get him going. Stu thinks it’s amazing how smart you are! He forgets how to properly English sometimes, so he loves to show off your talent any time he can

💕 That accent of yours is so attractive. Because Stu is 4 at heart, he’ll imitate it just to annoy you- but they both undoubtedly love the way your voice sounds

💕 Stu’s stealing the eyebrow look probably even before you three officially hook up. Billy teases him about it, but he’s sure it’s made him look 10x cooler, and 10x more alluring to you

💕 The boys can get a little rowdy now and then, especially when it comes to their baby! Stu likes to prod at Billy by pointing out how you both have colorful, pretty eyes compared to Billy’s brown ones- while bubblebutt shoots back the fact that you and him aren’t dumb blondes like Stu. As far as they seem to escalate- these aren’t actual serious arguments. However, it’s hilarious seeing how petty they can get (you should probably step in soon though.. or maybe not)

💕 HC that Billy and Stu had varying degrees of freckles when they were little, so they both adore yours!

💕 Listen, your body to them? Temple. Stu absolutely uses your thighs as pillows, and Billy loves to wrap his arms around your slim midsection when he pulls you in for smooches!

💕 So you love animals, huh? Time to reference the tadpoles- Stu goes feral when it comes to them, buying your little froggies-to-be only the highest end herpitile equipment available! He’s the best frog foster dad. Billy is kinda freaked out by the little wigglies, but once they start to grow legs, he comes around to them

💕 Now, stay with me here, but Stu is the exact kind of guy to invite you over to his house for the sole purpose of finding him sprawled out on a bed in a seductive pose behind an easel. Billy always seems pretty indifferent about your drawings, aside from giving supportive praise- but he definitely takes time to admire them with an odd sense of pride when you aren’t around to see

💕 “I’m hyper and fun and I love hugs and physical affection in general…” that’s prime Stu territory! You two get to annoy Billy and be silly goofballs together. Billy won’t admit it, but he loves his excitable fools dearly

💕 Your relationship is one of the few things these two are dead set on protecting and caring about. It’s one thing they’d never sacrifice or put on the line, which should be saying a lot. The three of you are inseparable, always cheering each other on and just generally being happy together

💕 You’re dealing with two teenage boys. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher to be exact. They’d manage without any sexual activity when it comes to your say, but if you’re down to do the horizontal hula with your boys- they’re already taking their clothes off and yours too