#polyamory!!!!!!

God yes it’s poly time bitches

Boregallie

- Bobby and Willie are ace bros together and cuddle while Reggie and Alex do whatever the fuck allo people do

- Alex and Bobby are assholes to each other at all time and it’s with love but also very concerning for their mental health

- Reggie and Willie are soft Bois and laugh at their emotionally fucked bfs

- Reggie demands they all carry him at all times bc he’s a noodle boy and wants affection

- god this household is full of trauma but they’re trying their fucking best

- Bobby and Willie like suits and Alex likes dressing up and Reggie enjoys it but refuses to join in bc he has the bi code and it states he has to have jeans cuffed and flannel on

- every day Willie wakes up and realises they’re the sensible bf and every day they lose a little more of the Will to live

- Alex stress bakes, Bobby stress cooks, Reggie stress cleans, Willie stress buys, Luke stress drops by and eats the results

Jukebogs

- Bobby and Julie are smart and vaguely sensible by themselves but for some reason around each other their braincells just. Vanish

- Luke and Reggie are trying but they weren’t born to be the sensible ones they were born to be the reckless ones but Bobby is stood on the table yelling that he saw someone make ramen with milk so doing it with Malibu is fine and Julie is stood on the counter threatening incredible violence so guess it’s time to step up

- Reggie is the noodle boy, again, likes teasing Julie that she’s also a noodle until she lifts him up bc she’s been working out just so she can beat Luke in an arm wrestle and shut him up

- these three boys simp so hard for their gf but in various states of emotional competence and it’s hilarious to watch

- Julie gets the attention and affection she deserves and that’s on god

- Luke is needy as fuck bc mama didn’t love him right but the other three love him and absolutely enable him and make sure he knows they’re proud of him and think he’s neat

- willex have greying hairs from the getting together process and flyrrie have enough blackmail material to demand millions

Both ships are awesome and they’re both @on-irratia’s fault and if I have to fight about poly!jatp ships I’ll do it