#polnareef

A/n- I've been watching Jjba a lot lately, and had the chance to finish it while at the hospital, and during my recovery. I've also been playing a lot of Mario Kart on my switch since I got home!

Pairing- None

Summary- Headcannons for the crusaders and Mario Kart!

Joseph Joestar

Please, this man would be so competitive

And angry

He probably yells a lot and most likely feels legitimate rage for the AI

He’s not terrible at the game, but it makes him very upset

And he’s broken multiple controllers from jamming the joysticks

Probably always comes in 5th

I can just see Joseph always playing as bowser jr or tanooki

Likes the DK Jungle because of the toads

But hates the twisted mansion

He had enough of haunted and run down buildings after his time in Europe :’(

He likes to mess around with the different carts, bikes and wheels so he’ll almost always play with some whack combo but make it work

Jotaro Kujo

Jotaro isn’t great at video games

And he knows it

But he plays so he can spend time with the people he cares about

Jotaro mains Shy Guy and uses the standard kart and wheels set up, doesn’t do anything too fancy

Loves the Dolphin Shoals track

But hates the Cheep Cheep Beach track

Loves playing with Holly and Joseph to see their smiles of victory (He just wants to see his family happy and it makes me sOft!)

Jotaro probably falls off the tracks a lot and definitely goes backwards sometimes

He usually comes in 8th place, but one time came in first when he played while shit faced with polnareff

Kakyoin Noriaki

Gamer boy

Is goated at Mario kart

His only real competition among the Crusaders is between Pol and Avdol, who are unusually good at Mario Kart

Kak mains Cat Peach

Prefers bikes with good acceleration

Loves the Rainbow Road track (the train one)

Hates Tick Tock Clock (for obvious reasons 👁👄👁)

Does tricks after jumps and throws all his shells and bananas back, likes to hold on to the sound boom box incase he gets a blue shell thrown at him

Usually always in first place

Polnareff

Polnareff is unusually good at the game, especially when drunk

He’s beat Kakyoin more than once

I imagine Pol mains bowser

And he loves heavy and fast karts

This man loves Moo Moo meadows because of the cows

But he absolutely hates Warrio stadium

Pol usually comes in 3rd

He doesn’t get too competitive, but sometimes things get heated when he’s beating Kak

Muhammed Avdol

Avdol is the only one good enough to consistently beat Kak

He’s calm and collected and while everyone is throwing shells at each other and busy attacking, he's cruising on by

Avdol mains Dry Bones, no I will not be taking criticism

He likes bikes with good off road traction

Relies mostly on boosts to get ahead

Lots of drifting, trick jumps, anything to get a burst of speed

Obviously likes Baby Park because he gets to coast by through the chaos

But he hates the Music Park

Usually lands in 2nd place

Takes advantage of Pol and Kak's rivalry

Absolutely a shit starter, but from the shadows

He'll throw a shell and hits Pol and blames it on Kak, who also coincidentally had the same shell as him

If and when dating Kakyoin, he can be pretty cold to those who wrong you. Even if you’re friends and he notices they’ve wronged you. He will respect them but, not be fond of them.

Kakyoin is very artístic. He knows how to paint and or sketch very well. He would adore drawing pictures of his significant other or friends.

Yes, he LOVES food and probably thinks that’s the solution to most minor issues.

Although he’d obviously be a great kisser, he would actually be hesitant and cautious of you before going in for a kiss. Gentle and steady before going passionately.

Jotaro isn’t his personality. We all know how firm and stuck up he can act. It’s a test to how he will value you and how close you will get to him. When he chooses a partner, he will intentionally say or do something just to see if their feelings are genuine.

Jotaro laughing (genuinely) is god tier. The type of laugh where you crack up and struggle to catch your breath. Make him laugh and you will find the keys to his love.

Jotaro does have abandonment issues. He would secretly fear of loosing you considering all he has experienced. He would give you settle signs but, not to the point where he breaks character.

Polnareff gives off heavily class clown energy.

Polnareff was definitely the kid who had dried snot around his nose and played online games to pass time.

So here you go!: