Poseidon: Whoever says "me", "same", or "mood" is getting thrown out the window
Odysseus: Me
Polites: Same
Y/N: Mood
Poseidon:
Poseidon: Alright. Get in a single file line at the window.

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Poseidon: Whoever says "me", "same", or "mood" is getting thrown out the window
Odysseus: Me
Polites: Same
Y/N: Mood
Poseidon:
Poseidon: Alright. Get in a single file line at the window.

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"He's behind me isn't he" vibes
This is an attempt at illustrating an au that I have embarrassing amounts of lore for! Basically, two guys with opposite morals who manage to change each other in many ways
Praying I'll have the energy to elaborate later.........
Poseidon: *tending to his horse or whatever*
Odysseus and Polites: *watching*
Polites: I'm gonna ride that
Odysseus: But I thought you didn't know how to ride a horse?
Polites: I wasn't talking about the horse
Odysseus: POLITES NO
Polites: POLITES YES
Polites: Besides you being the literal god of the oceans, you remind me of it
Poseidon: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Polites: No that's Eurylochus
Polites: I meant because you're full of salt and you scare people
Poseidon: Due to personal reasons, I'll be at the bottom of the ocean for a while
Odysseus: Polites said, "I love you" and you said, "Thanks" didn't you?
Poseidon: The reASONS ARE PERSONAL!!

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Y/N: I'm cold
Eurylochus: Here, take my cloak
Polites: I'm cold
Poseidon: What?? *taking off jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course- *drapes scarves over him* -you didn't listen and now look, I've got to make sure you don't freeze to death and- *taking somebody else's hat* -how long have you been cold? You should have said something sooner.
Y/N: I'm gonna commit arson brb
Polites: Oh ok
Polites: wAIT NO-
Poseidon: You son of a bitch, I'm in
Odysseus: What made you want to help us?
Poseidon: I suppose I finally saw the error of my ways
Odysseus:
Odysseus: It was Polites, wasn't it?
Poseidon: It was Polites
Odysseus:
Poseidon: I still hate you
Odysseus: Figured