Jun 29, 2021
Me, talking to me: Do you even know how tired I am ?!
Also me: But you're always tired.
Loading...
seen from Martinique
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from United States
seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Kenya
seen from Spain
seen from Kosovo
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
Me, talking to me: Do you even know how tired I am ?!
Also me: But you're always tired.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Me in every staff meeting.
Manager: what time do you want to work on boxing day?
Me: well I'd rather start early and finish early
Manager: what time were you thinking about finishing?
Me: like 2, 3pm?
Manager: yeah, no, I was thinking more like 6pm
What was the point in even asking me then...?
How long you gotta text someone back that you don't really wanna talk to? Asking for myself.
got a phone call from a friend of mine the other night and yknow I really didn’t wanna be chatting with her on the phone y’know just so goddamn tired I was and I was thinking to myself ughhhh where’s my hanger upper when I need him like (a hanger upper is someone who hangs up your phone for ya when you don't want ta he also acts like a secretary for me and sometimes takes the call for me coz there are some people I just don't like conversing with)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I just finished having this conversation with two guys outside of a friends house before I was going to leave and I needed to share this little theory I have with more than just two people. Okay, so we were talking about the Earth and how the people of this planet had destroyed it and how one day, most likely in our life time, it would all destroy itself and we would no longer exist, but the rich and advanced part of our species would survive through escaping the planet. One of the guys that I was having this conversation with said that those same people that will be able to get of the planet before it is destroyed are the same people that apparently control the weather and natural disasters. To an extent, I did not agree with that. We kept talking about that and he said that there is no way that the Earths tectonic plates were placed where they are the way the lay naturally. I told him I disagreed and he asked me what I thought tectonic plates really are and I simply said that there the layers of the Earth. He asked where I though they came from and how life started on this planet.
And I pulled a hypothetical theory out of my ass and surprised even myself. My exact words.
“All right, you know the big bang theory, right? Well lets through a hypothetical on the theory to give it more meaning. Lets say God was about to light a cigarette and she - because ‘he’ is a she, which is another theory for another time - (I said that for real) brings the lighter up to her cigarette to light it without knowing that it was a fucked up cigarette, and it explodes in her face and she like ‘oh shit’ but looks up to see that she is surrounded by stars, and something that kills, creates an entire empire if you will, and then she starts to explore the twelve new universes that stand before with planets that are undeveloped and small like beans. Now she has gotten to our universe, everything in need of nourishment and she comes across on of the little bean planet that doesn’t just have water or dust or sand but can hold all life. And so she feeds it and as the layers of the planet continue to pile up, they remain layers instead of one large lump, the tectonic plates they’re like an onion. And finally once the planet reached it’s potential and has been born, becoming Earth, it begins to make it’s own life and animals crawled out of the mud.”
Then he asked me (his name is Shock by the way and the other guy’s name is Country) if I believe in evolution. My response was “of course” and then he asked me if I believed what we as humans evolved from.
“They say that we evolved from apes, but if that were true than the apes would no longer be around so we couldn’t have come from them. And we’re told constantly that aliens are grotesque and have like three eyes and green skin and big heads and shit, but no. No, they look exactly like us, like people, and some from a universe that was established before ours, where the people have more advanced technology then we do now and they came looking for a new place, maybe because there home planet was being destroyed and began to procreate.”
Did I need to share that online? Nope but I did it anyway
Does anyone else ever feel like they want to do so many things but at the same time want to do nothing at all? Like you have so many activities and shit that you would love to do but the more you think about actually getting of my your and doing it makes you want to crawl even deeper into your bed. Like the idea of riding your bike around, something simple and anti-social, is so off-putting. Can someone tell me if I’m normal?
Our conversations are pointless, But the fact you're talking to me gives me purpose.