#pleeeeeaseeeee

*reads ask*

He told him to be a what? Why?

Is that a command? An insult? A sorcerer spell? Damn now wouldn't that be a spell, huh? And why that guy? Doesn't furry mean what I think it means? Oh gosh I'm too afraid to Google it God only knows what I'm gonna find. Is this related to Tony's Bachelor special? Oh holy fricking crap I hope not.

You know what, Anon?

TMI - if you don't want to read about my medical stuff just keep scrolling :)

If all goes well then I'm going to get this catheter out in the morning, and if all goes really well it will stay out. I just have to be able to pee. That's it. Seems simple but I couldn't do it after 3 tries in the hospital but hopefully nearly a week of healing has helped. I've never been so excited to (hopefully) pee in... ever! I've been so miserable the last few days and once this is out I'll be amazing! The pain from surgery is tolerable and if not for the pressure I get from standing for just a few minutes at a time, I'd be moving around without issue. Sure I'd still rest because I do have internal stuff that still has to heal but I wouldn't be so confined to resting like I am now. I can't wait. I want to move around! 😬😬😬

Wish me luck! 🤞🏻

Other than that I've been okay. I haven't been eating much at all lately, though I'm sure my appetite will come back. I've been snacking, at least. Despite the tiny appetite I do have a craving. I don't know if it's the blood loss or what but I want a cheeseburger or a steak. Sooo bad! I may have to treat myself tomorrow if this thing comes out and if my belly is up for it.