Play Eight: Giving Head!
NSFW/MDNI
Our fantastical acting troupe camp in the woods and encounters a dullahan who has a proposal for them!
Kinks for this chapter include: MFF threesome, cunnilingus, face fucking, sleep sex, brief cuckolding, public sex, and wake-up blowjob.
The wind cut through innumerable leafless trees. The air was cold, but not enough to cut through their coats as they made camp within the darkened woods. A couple hundred years prior, such woods were home to beasts like Walking Mushrooms and Snallygasters, but both creatures are all but extinct, confined to the history books and local myth.
Jessup blew air through a harmonica, trying to keep the mood light, but as the night grew on, their music became more and more dower as if there was something external siphoning joy from the goblin.
âCripes,â they said, pausing to stare at the campfire.
âWhat ails you?â asked Ailuin, who was in the process of cooking bacon over the open flame.
âI dunno,â said Jessup. âI just feel this coldness. Itâs odd, itâs like it comes from my belly, yâknow?â
âNo,â said Ailuin, serving up the bacon on a plate and offering it to the goblin.
They shook their head, and then Ailuin offered the bacon to everyoneâs favorite stand-up comedian, Vial, who took it and greedily hogged down fistfuls of the fried meat strips.
âYou need to eat more,â said Glasha. âDo you think we can get far without feeding?â
âTo be fair,â said Jessup. âYou two are monsters that feed on blood. So itâs a touch different than eating bacon.â
âNot that different,â said Glasha.
They didnât hear the carriage approach. It cut through the night silently. Or thatâs what they chose to believe because in one instant there was an open dirt road and the next there was a coach pulled by black horses occupying the once empty space. They only took notice because the coachwoman made noise as she dismounted the carriage and stepped towards them.
âGods above!â shouted Jessup. âShe doesnât have a head!â
The headless coachwoman was otherwise dressed in a white button-up shirt, form-fitted tan riding trousers, a bag hung on her side, and a loose half cape that was thrown over her shoulders. If it wasnât for the lack of a head attached to her body, the assembled crowd might have considered her incredibly attractive.
She walked over to the carriage and opened the door, disappearing inside before returning with the head. She had skin that was the same pale shade as moonlight, black eyes, but had a slight magical shimmer to them, and short dark hair that was a mess from the body holding her up by it.
âEvening all,â said the head as the coachwoman stepped towards their campfire.
âYou best get back, demon!â growled Jessup, stepping between the group and the headless coachwoman.
The monster raised a black leather-boot-clad foot and, easily and gently, knocked Jessup over.
Glasha pulled out a revolver and took aim, though, to be honest, she wasnât sure if bullets would do anything against a dullahan.
âYou can put away your little cap gun there,â said the Coachwoman. âIâm a traveller, same as all of you. I represent a very select group of people who wish to be entertained. Entertained in a way only your troupe can provide.â
Glasha holstered her revolver, and she and Ailuin stepped closer.
âTell us more,â said Ailuin.
âI represent the Lascy Family,â said the Coachwoman. âMy name is Hilde Everard.â
âOkay, Hilde,â said Glasha. âThat doesnât tell us what the show entails.â
Everard pulled a sack from her bag and tossed it to Glasha, who deftly caught it because sheâs a champion among champions. Our leading lady undid the tie around the sack and found inside was a mess of antique gold coins.
âSo, I think youâll find thatâs persuasive enough,â said Everard. âYou will all need to accompany me in my coach on the way to the Lascy Mansion. Especially your stand-up comedian.â
âI donât particularly want to go,â said Vial. âThis all sounds scary.â
The dullahanâs eyes became lit by black flames, and her mouth opened in a horrible, silent scream as obsidian bile oozed past her parted lips.
âFuck!â shouted Vial. âOkay, okay, Iâll go.â
The monsterâs expression reverted into a smile, and suddenly, it was as if nothing had happened. The flames and ooze vanished, and she was simply a normal disembodied head again.
The body offered Everardâs head to Glasha, and she delicately took it . Kind of like one might take a live chicken if offered. She felt rather awkward holding her head.
âYou can sit me down on the seat of the carriage, I have a little basket that I rest in,â said Everard as her body climbed up the side of the carriage, remounting it.
The interior of the carriage was lit by a single glass lamp that rested in the dead middle. There was room enough for everyone, though Ailuin had to sit on Glashaâs lamp. (Like he wasnât always wanting a seat on his wifeâs lap). There was a basket where Glasha laid down Everardâs head. Unfortunately, it was next to the basket where Jessup had to sit, trying not to look at the monster womanâs head.
âSo if your headless body is piloting this carriage,â said Glasha as they started down the dirt road. âHow do you know which direction weâre going?â
âI know because the trek of everything has been preordained. You were always going to enter the carriage, and we were always going to find our way back to the Lascy Mansion,â explained Everard.
âThatâs terrifying,â said Ailuin, adding nothing to the conversation as always.
After a beat, the horses started in a hard gallop, panting loudly as they rocketed down the road, nearly slamming the occupants of the carriage from side to side as it made its way down the darkened path.
After a two-hour journey, the carriage came to a screeching halt. I mean that in a very literal sense, as outside of the carriage, there was a horrible wailing that would have made Ailuinâs blood run cold, if it wasnât already.
âIs that a banshee!?â asked a terrified Jessup.
âNo,â said Everard. âNone of the Lascys became Banshees. Bit difficult to wail over the soon-to-be dead if thereâs nobody left alive.â
âSo whatâs our audience look like?â asked Ailuin. âVampires? Revenants? Ghouls? Mummies?â
âNothing with a body like me, if thatâs what youâre asking,â said Everard.
The door to the carriage was torn open by Everardâs body, and Jessup let out a small, irritating scream. The body clambered inside the carriageâs cabin and grabbed her head.
âIf youâll follow me, please, Iâll introduce my employers,â said Everard.
Everyone followed the dullahan out of the carriage. The Lascy House was oppressive in its scale. It seemed impossibly large and looming with paint that was perhaps once white, now rendered into a peeling grey. It seemed oddly heavy as well. The gigantic ancient mansion took up more room in their minds than it ought to have.
The old doors were thrown open with a loud creak that cut through the night air and drew everybodyâs attention.
Once Everard was presumably out of earshot, talking with whatever had opened the front door, Jessup turned to their employers and began to whisper in his most conspiratorial tone.
âI think we should start walking and get out of here,â said Jessup. âThatâs a dullahan. An evil spirit. They kidnap and kill goblin children.â
âAnd are you a child, Jessup?â asked an incredulous Glasha.
âNo,â said Jessup.
âThen you should have nothing to worry about,â said Glasha. âYouâre putting more weight on this than what is deserved.â
Jessup huffed, and soon Everard returned to the group. âPlease follow me.â
The pornographers made their way up to the door and stepped inside. They were greeted by an empty antechamber. Well lit, but exposing years of rot and decay. The air was heavy with the smell of wood rot and dust. Thatâs when the hosts appeared.
The first of the hosts seemed to be made out of silk, being spun out of the air itself and weaving until it took on a lightly human shape. In life, the ghost must have had an impressive moustache as it took up most of his face and connected to his ears. The top of his head was, however, devoid of hair, it seemed.
âGood Evening,â said the phantom. âMy name is Sir Edmund Lascy.â
The air behind him did a repeat of the previous trick, spinning nothing into pseudo-material. This mass of lightly grey nonsense became a woman who, in life, had hair, unlike her husband, and eyes that were hard and intelligent, like those of falcons.
âThis is my wife, Lady Marcine Lascy,â said Sir Edmund.
âCharmed,â said Lady Marcine. âWe understand that youâre smut provisioners.â
âI mean, thatâs kind of a roundabout way of describing us, but yes,â said Ailuin.
âWe at the Lascy Mansion play hosts to all who have died horribly in this sacred land,â said Lady Marcine. âThese are people who havenât had sex in decades if not centuries.â
âOkay,â said Ailuin, who was gradually losing interest.
Glasha stepped in. âThat works for us. What were you thinking?â
âWell,â said Sir Edmund. âWe were initially thinking that weâd just have your elf there fuck Hilde, but now that weâre seeing the two of you, how do you both feel about having your way with her?â
Everard stood off to the side, smirking over at the married couple and exaggeratedly waggling her eyebrows.
âCan she act?â asked Glasha.
âBarely,â said Lady Marcine.
âIâll take that,â said Glasha. âWhat about you, husband?â
Ailuin made a so-so gesture with his hand.
Everard kind of frowned at that.
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Turns out the Lascy family in life had something like a built-in stage in their home. Sir Edmund explained that he was a patron of the arts, but mostly in the sense that he would hire prostitutes and homeless people from the local town to pretend to be characters from stories his wife would write in her free time.
The curtains were moth-eaten and smelled like mildew. Vial complained about this before he was shoved on stage to an audience of ghosts from various stages in history. None of which is all that important.
âCripes,â said Vial, smirking and naked. âI would say that I havenât seen a crowd this dead in a while, but this is livelier than most of my shows! HEYO!â
Stone cold dead. The audience just stared at him as he ran through the rest of his tight five. Not a single disembodied laugh or chortle. Not even crickets.
He quickly wrapped everything up and introduced the show normally. The curtains parted, and it was Ailuin and Glasha lying in bed, feigning sleep.
A bare naked Everard cut across the stage, carrying in one hand a lantern, and her head in the other. She seemed almost as luminous as her spectral hosts with her pale body beneath the lights. She saw the sleeping married couple and licked her lips before setting the lantern down. She turned her head to the audience and pressed a finger to her lips, shushing them.
A mechanical apparatus manipulated the bed, turning and lifting it so that the audience could view the sleeping couple as if from a birdâs eye view, but without throwing them out of the bed or knocking away their blankets.
Everard slowly pulled the blankets back away from where Ailuin was asleep, revealing that he was wearing only a sleeping shirt, and his soft, but monstrous cock was exposed.
Everard moved her head near Ailuinâs crotch, and she guided his limp length into her mouth. She took it in and began to greedily suck. Her hand gripped the back of her and began pumping like she was using herself as a sex toy on Ailuin.
Slowly, the vampiric elfâs eyes fluttered to life, and he saw what was happening as a groan escaped his lips.
âBut what of my wife?â he asked in a breathy tone.
Everard slid off of Ailuinâs cock now that it was nice and hard. âOh, you want her to have some fun too?â
Everard tore the blankets off of the sleeping Glasha, revealing that she was entirely naked beneath the blankets. Her body had been covered in oil, so she shimmered beneath the glow of the magical stage lights.
âWhat demon nonsense is this?â she asked as she pretended to sit up in bed.
The bed apparatus lowered the bed, and Ailuin and Glasha sat up for real so the audience could see them clearly. Everard sat up on the bed and straddled Ailuinâs lap, while placing her head in Glashaâs. She rolled her hips, grinding Ailuinâs length against her pussy, making both of them moan.
Glasha, meanwhile, wasted no time squishing Everardâs head between her muscular thighs, the pressure threatened to crush her head like a watermelon, encouraging the dullahan to start licking Glasha, her tongue probed past her lower lips and inside, curling as her nose rubbed up against her clit.
Ailuin worked the length of his cock into Everardâs pussy, trying hard to focus on her body without looking up to notice that she was bereft of a head. To remedy this, he leaned in close and took one of her breasts in his mouth and began to suck as he thrust his hips hard, working his considerable length in and out of the monster with something approaching glee.
Backstage, in addition to finding it difficult to cum to the sight of a dullahan, Jessup watched the audience as their spectral forms gradually took on more light. It was soft at first, a light, white glow, but then it became a problem that was too intense, transforming into bright balls of impossible light that threatened to outshine the stage lights.
Ailuin had made a mistake. Heâa gotten Everardâs body on its back and was above her, thrusting in and out, but from how he was positioned, he couldnât bury his face back between her breasts to avoid looking at the head stump, so instead he cocked his head over and focused on his wife getting toyed with by a head. That was a bit easier for him to work with, to be honest, even if it was close to him being made a cuckold.
Glasha looked over at her husband and kind of hopped over towards him with Everardâs head locked in place between her thighs. She seized the back of Ailuinâs head and pulled him into a kiss. Ailuin briefly parted from the kiss to make a soft and hungry growl before retreating into the embrace of his wife.
He pulled the length of his cock free of the dullahan and shot ropes of sticky, old semen all over her abdomen. The body worked her hands down and began to rub the seed into her skin. It wasnât long before a climax cascaded over Glasha and left Everardâs head soaked.
The white light of the audience grew and shot up through the ceiling, piercing the night sky like a spear. Or some other phallic weapon. The group watched as the walls and fabric around them unraveled, revealing the natural world. Everardâs body sat up and freed her head from Glashaâs legs.
âOh shit, my employers have climaxed!â shouted Everard.
âThatâs good, right?â asked Glasha, sitting on her knees on the bed.
âNo!â shouted Everard. âIt means I donât have a job anymore because theyâve ascended to the final dwelling of the deadâŚTheyâve reached the afterworld. So that means that their will that was holding the hollow reality of the house together is disappearing with them.â
âI wonder if our souls entered the afterworldâŚOr if theyâre trapped in these bodies of ours until weâre destroyed,â mused Ailuin. Orgasms make him weird and existential.Â













