The fact that most of us ignore the best friends brother dynamic between Evan, Pandora, and Barty is actually criminal

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The fact that most of us ignore the best friends brother dynamic between Evan, Pandora, and Barty is actually criminal

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barty always has his nails painted because if they arent he chews them up rlly bad, like to the point where they are bleeding constantly, but if his nails are painted he feels bad about doing it
barty: you're so funny!
pandora: we have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. you will break my trust three times before that happens, but i forgive you.
barty: awwww, that's sweet of you!
I'm writing the barty as spiderman au and I can't decide:
is horkus binglefuck...
his arch-nemesis?
or is that just what they named the spider?
for context: barty and pandora were messing around with genetic mutation in spiders and one of their experiments bit him and nowwww
barty: hand me the people opener
pandora:
pandora: pardon?
barty, annoyed: just hand it to me
pandora, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER
barty: how do you not know what a people opener is? it’s pointy-you know? with a handle?
pandora:
pandora: knife. it’s called a knife.

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barty and pandora would absolutely be best friends and partners in crime because panda would help plan the prank and act as the distraction while barty put it in place and no one ever caught them
idk why but i feel like barty would be really good at ceramics for like no reason
he js finds it super relaxing and loves to be in the studio at the same time as pandora, who is doing watercolors on a nearby easel