A small candle of rage burns within me.

That nobody is even allowed to be critical of Vivziepop. Every review is just vomiting praise, and any hint of critique is hedged x 1000 to keep the heat off their ass.

Well here is my list of complaints.

1. No actual set up and pay off of any jokes anywhere whatsoever.

2. Vivzie thinks that throwing cuss words at the wall is funny but it’s not. Cursing is like a spice and Vivzie just pours an entire container of salt into a bowl and hands it off, calling it “comedy”. I’m pretty sure the Helluva Boss pilot had more swear words in it than 3 or 4 full episodes of Rick and Morty combined...but none of the laughs.

2. What humor is there is mindlessly juvenile in the extreme.

3. It's marketed to adults and yet only has humor a child would laugh at so they're basically lying about their target audience.  

4. There is an “official” fanclub on Amino. Amino...the app used primarily by children but the show isn’t meant for kids...riiiiiight...In fact one of the rules is “No nsfw/18+ content “.  (But plenty of sex jokes abound in the animation itself!)

I know Amino isn’t JUST for kids but I find it dodgy that Vivzie states very prominently that Hazbin is NOT for kids yet its “official” fanclub is on an app that feels like a virtual McDonalds Play Place on your smart phone.

5. Speaking of demographics the eye-gouging backlash to criticism by the wretched immature fanbase which surrounds this animator makes me want to hate the product (almost) out of spite. But really this is just some overcooked over-hyped  unfunny nonsense. People have the right to dislike something and not be witch hunted by torch wielding 14 year olds.

6. The animation is actually pretty good but the character design is all over the place. Most of the designs are too complicated to be worth the time it takes to animate yet she expects everyone to keep on model with her messy designs. On top of that everything is red so nothing stands out.

7. Is she seriously going to take another 4 years to release 1 episode?

If there is any advice I can give, Vivzie, consider simplifying these designs, learn some color theory, and hire a writer. Please.

For the former, and the similar “This one similarity makes these two works one of the same and therefore the newer one is such a rip-off,” I was already starting to show some annoyances for this one since (1) this had often dissolved into comments that are literally either noticing some modest similarity and going all “well, fuck your unoriginal anus” or seeing one notable similarity and saying something like “well, I guess L&S decided to ape Invader Zim because alien going down to Earth. That literally all it takes,” and (2) I’m in general sick of people failing to realize that we’re at a point where perfect originality is practically unreachable.

Hey hey hey

Heres the bbys. The starry dragon to the bottom left Is an OC.

The orange smiling dragon to the bottom right is Pkrussl

The two in the middle are total drama's noah and cody