#pizzaforyourthoughts

omg quRL NO WAY WOW YOU NEED TO PUBLISH A SCIENTIFIC JOURNAL ON THIS IT WILL SHATTER ALL PREVIOUS THEORIES

jk ily too :* 

me: dammit society...making binaries...making double standards...ugh i wish i was society's mom so i could properly scold it

helen: wag ur finger @ society...time out...go to your room

helen: no tv for a week. SOCIETY IS GROUNDED

me: SOCIETY YOU CAN'T GO TO THAT PARTY THAT (does society have friends??) INVITED YOU TO

helen: i don't think society has friends

a four-speed record player (16, 33, 45, 78) with an attached speaker and cute little springy feet to prevent skipping for 20 fucking dollars

and its in the next city like literally 10 minutes away at most

mcat living in gotham city: mbatman

mcat during the summer: mfat

mcat as a candy: mkitkat

mcat reassuring herself: mpat on the shoulder

mcat grows whiskers and a tail: mrat

mcat on a chair: msat

mcat being dumb in england: mtwat

mcat can't hear you: mwhat

mcat talking with her friends: mchat

mcat takes a poop: mshat

mcat joins the circus: macrobat

mcat complains about her responsibilities around the household: mbrat

mcat jazz singing: mscat

mcat getting hit by a car: msplat

mcat at 11: mflat chested

because of wilco obvs

and my company (helen, camille, their fathers)

umm umm the concert was pretty freakin swell like i can't even deal with how talented they are as a group jfc yOU GUYS

they had these stupid hankerchiefs tied onto ropes hanging on the stage and it seriously looked like bundles of used tissues untIL LIGHTS and then it was the bomb.com

especially for all the people who got high omg so many people like the smell wasn't like overpowering? but sO MANY PEOPLE there was hella smoke omf me and helen and camille may or may not have gotten a secondhand high?

anyway all of those badass musicians have it going on they were rIGHT in sync with all their light show shit and the fuckin lead guitarist i literally want to be him and marry him i am so conflciTED OK HE BROUGHT OUT A MOTHERRFLCIKING DOUBLE NECKED GUITAR ALRIGHT

but omf the frontman was super cute all joking about the weed it was great like "i feel like you guys don't have as much mari as you juana" omf G OK it was a little awkward tho bc police were up in the place and it was like o

we went to the portapotties and this one old grimy dude with shoulder length jewfro-ness and a leopard print jacket thing was like "you wanna hear a poem? a nice one or a sad one?" and then proceeded to recite a poem to camille it WAS SO FUNNY

but then we all got shirts which was fun yay i got a green one with a dog mowing a lawn ya ok then we went to kingpin donuts!!!!! possibly not a good idea becuase sUGAR AT NIGHT AFTER A COCNERT LOL but yay we had donuts and made donut puns

note: everyone, please make fun of camille for liking coconut juice. because it sucks.

the drive home was SO ridiculous we were on a sugar high because donuts plus adrenaline from the concert and then possible secondhand high? we tried to record it but helen's phone is dumb so sorry it cannot be shown but it was fucking hilarious, believe me