Sep 29, 2025
yeah well fuck you *rearranges the order of your mallet bag*
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yeah well fuck you *rearranges the order of your mallet bag*
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IM ON PIT PERCUSSION HOLY SHIT
COWBELL HERE I COME
What a terrific performance by a talented ensemble!!! :D
I’m in band camp this week
last wednesday practice for this season things:
before practice i was at strategy club (basically dnd) with annabeth and matt and mason the fuckboy showed up and called us nerds
so i just go “you’re — you’re in marching band. you’re a nerd”
and he tries to tell me that pit isnt Uncool like the Rest of marching band
but annabeth and matt shut him down lmao
later miguel brought like the hottest hot sauce in the world or something and mason had a tiny tiny tiny bit and fucking DIED it was HILARIOUS
i mean i too wouldve died but i have sensory issues so like. not quite the same thing
then when quinn showed up he got like five times the amount mason had had and ate it with a completely straight face, looking mason Directly in the eyes
matthew actually SHOWED UP to the flute and clarinet sectional...... amazing
we were joking w max abt him being in the cavaliers bc he was wearing a cavs jacket and being all sarcastic abt it all like “wait max are you in the cavaliers????? :OO i didnt know that!!!!!!!!!!!!” (when we had known for ages) and
max, turning around to show “the cavaliers” on the back of his jacket: i don’t know what you’re talking about
he was also wearing a dw shirt!!!!!! and like that isnt all that surprising bc a) hannah watches dw which i already knew and i watch dw with my dad so probably hannah watches it with max b) i mean this is marching band we’re all nerds. max is in the cavaliers hes like a professional nerd
but like. dw was my special interest / hyperfixation before band was, twice actually, so.
i actually was wearing a dw shirt at the time so it sorta just went
me, probably yelling: hey max! i like ur shirt!
me: realizes i have a dw shirt on at abt the same time as max next speaks and looks down at the shirt
max: basically just says “i like ur shirt too”
mattias got a new stupid looking hat: winter edition
when we got to the stadium eric took like three whole minutes to put on this tiny ass fuckin jacket that was like way too small for him and really really form fitting lmao
i watched devon yeet his hat halfway across the fuckin field
like that isnt unusual like. at all for devon but it was still funny
when we were over at the stadium it got super fuckin cold
like im talking it was cold to the point where i started putting my flute in my windsuit jacket literally every break we got. like we were told to reset and id just shove my flute into my jacket
(best part is u couldnt tell it was in there unless it was stickin out)
but like it was fuckin FREEZING
like sams pinky got frozen to the bE key on his flute
i swear im gonna teach myself to play flute w gloves on like. god
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SO i’m a first year in band and i’m learning how to play two instruments for our field show, which are timpani and marimba; my pit instructor was walking me through some basic timpani warmups to show me how to get a good stroke b/c i’ve only been using my wrists (like i’m supposed to do on a marimba dfkjssdfg) and if u don’t know, to get a good stroke on a marimba you should immediately bounce your mallet back up after hitting a note. idk how to explain it without showing in person but anyway with that said
so my instructor was like “ok, here’s an analogy: pretend there’s like, a string attached to your mallet so you just wanna pull it back up right after hitting it” and so i tried but i was mostly just doing the same thing and i was like “...was that the exact same as last time” and he was like “.....yeaaaah kind of. okay new analogy: so pretend this is a sheep,” he points to the white mallet head he’s holding, “and pretend that this,” he places a hand on one of the timpani heads, “is a hot... surface. like a hot skillet. and you’re being forced against your will, you’ve got a gun against your head and you’re being told to burn this sheep, but you don’t wanna burn it too much so you just do a little bit.” i honestly was trying so hard not to continue giggling at this ridiculous comparison but it was so funny how he was explaining it in such a deadpan way omg??? and so i tried again and this time he was like “YES!! YEAH THAT’S IT! THAT’S PERFECT!” and i kept laughing after that b/c of the fact that i got it right after he made that analogy so anyway that’s how i learned proper timpani technique today
I love dci and want to do it some day but I can't even play with a four stick grip because my high school BD sucked and didn't care HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭 I've tried teaching myself but it's so damn hard ya'll.
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