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@schouteâs Piper has the fluffiest hair ever and is about to whoop Theoâs ass, probablyÂ

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One of my favourite lines from Rick and Morty. I borrowed @schouteâs agnostic/atheist Piper Lavellan to get some comforting Real Talk from everyoneâs favourite spirit boy when that whole Herald of Andraste âShE wAs cHoSeN bY tHe MaKeRâ crap is getting too heavy.Â
I also just think we could all use a little Cole in our lives these days so...Â
Solas and Cole as Ricky and Morty here.
Solas and Abelas as Rick and Bird Person here.Â
I draw only stupid things. Forgive me.
My second contribution for #OCKiss20!
Some Rowdy Piper (@schoute OC) and Rhaella loving đ Thank you for letting me borrow Piper!
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Shower Thought #1
So @schoute is amazing and indulges us on shit like this: Alistair in Piperâs clothing.
And I had a thought. A cullistair thought because why not-Â sorry Schoute Iâm appropriating your art for my shipping needs-
My first thought was: âAhaha.â
Second thought was: âHmm...Alistairâs got a Robinson Crusoe vibe going on...â
Which evolved into:
What if Alistair was shipwrecked? What if he wasnât alone? What if Cullen was marooned with him (because I can- I justify to myself)?
What if...their society is still pretty homophobic? What if they have feelings for each other, and they suspect the other man feels the same, but they canât just bring that up! What if theyâre wrong? That would just land their ass in jail, never mind losing a dear friend.
So it goes unspoken between them for some time until theyâre at sea for such-and-such reason. But it goes wrong. Sea travel is dangerous, the ocean can be a tempestuous mistress.
Itâs a terrible storm and both of them are swept off deck.
Itâs nothing short of a miracle when they wake up (!) and find themselves on a deserted island (!!). Itâs fairly small, and currently hosts a population of 2: them. Oh, and the crabs that mightâve pinched one of them awake. Thankfully, they arenât short on food. Not immediately at least. Thereâs the crabs and fish. There are coconut trees (among some others), and they can see what looks like a nest in one of them. That means birds and eggs. Plus there is some fruit, by the looks of the bushes.
Assuming nothing is poisonous, they wonât starve! Huzzah! At least, not for awhile. It could be months before any ship sails past the island- assuming any ever will. But they try to not think about that, and Alistairâs somewhat morbid humor has him commenting on the food rations instead. Something along the lines of âwell at least I know I wonât wake to you debating on how to eat me! Hahahaha.â
And so it goes for a few days. They manage to build a rather primitive shelter, and find that under the tropical sun, they start sweating a lot faster. Alistair is the first to strip down to be more comfortable. Heâs out of everything but his breeches and his shirt.
A shirt that he leaves completely unlaced and undone, but still tucked in so that it doesnât get in the way of whatever heâs doing.
Honestly, it wouldâve been easier to ditch the shirt entirely but...well...Cullen is still dressed in as much as he can stand, and Alistair would be a little awkward being the only one in just breeches. Especially since Cullenâs been giving him these weird looks every now and then.
As it turns out, Alistairâs little joke on cannibalism isnât completely wrong. After a couple of weeks, Cullen does get hungry....of a sort. Itâs wrong and sinful and he isnât some sort of lust-driven beast, he reminds himself.
But man, oh man, does Alistair look good. Delicious, even. Cullen spends a lot of time wishing he could get his mouth on Alistairâs body, taste that browning skin and kiss his way down the trail of hair that disappears into his breeches.
The island might not be big, but itâs big enough to give Cullen (and Alistair!) a bit of private time, every now and then. Thankfully. It helps at first.
Then it occurs to him, and heâs not sure why it didnât occur to him sooner.
Theyâre on a deserted island. Itâs been a couple of weeks and there is no sign of rescue. They donât even know if their ship survived, never mind the rest of the crew. In all likelihood, no one is looking for them. They probably think Cullen and Alistair dead.
Theyâre alone. Away from society. Away from civilization. No one can judge them on...anything they do.
And Cullen thinks about all the times when things seemed...more suggestive in the past.
Maybe. Maybe-
If he scoots a little closer, maybe Alistair wonât push hm away. If he huddles a little closer at night, maybe Alistair wonât mind. If he runs his fingers up Alistairâs arm, maybe Alistair wonât shy away in disgust.
And if he presses his lips to Alistairâs...
Well, whoâs going to know?

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Alistair- Hawaiian shirts with bird and fruit print are 50% off at the thrift store! -The incomparable Piper Lavellan from Inq. HQ P.S. Tell Lana weâre due for drinks, and Iâm buying.
You think I donât know that? Why else would my suitcase be filled with them? They had ones with nugs on them, Piper! Nugs! I mean, what else could I possibly wear in Orlais? Thatâs what they wear, right? Fancy, frilly, tropical shirts? Totally in fashion.
We may have to make a pitstop on our return if youâre offering to buy. Lana showed me a trick the last time she got tipsy that made my drink come out of my nose. It involves a bowl of peanuts and... Well, youâll just have to see for yourself. You will not regret it.
-Alistair
Happy Birthday, @schouteâ !!!
In case any of you didnât know, itâs our lovely @schouteââs Birthday today!! She is one of the most supportive people I know in this community, someone who has always been incredibly encouraging of not only my writing and OCs, but also my art as Iâve started from square one, constantly taking time out of her day to even draw out her own tutorials for me. I couldnât ask for a more awesome friend, and I wanted to give her a little gift today!
Without further adieu, a short little smutty 18+ Miami Trash AU oneshot of her amazing Piper and Cullen ;) Enjoy, and happiest of Birthdays to you, my friend! <3
Finally did a doodle of these three girls together. Theyâre Triple Trouble, and I love them. From the top, we have @pikapeppa âs Rynne Hawke, my Amara Mahariel, and @schoute âs Piper Lavellan.
I had a bunch of fun imagining them, and the faces they make before they get into trouble (for varying reasons).
Thank you two for letting me âborrowâ your girls for practice.
â¤ď¸ Ryn