Universe is crazy place. Especially once you learn there is not just one, but infinite amounts of them. Every single little thing that came through your mind - like, for example, a mermaid Wade Wilson - there is universe where it is reality. And then there is a time, which also plays big role in this whole mess. That one I am still learning to understand - is a new timeline - a past of my current life - another universe of itβs own? I donβt know.Β
However, this is the cheese of it - there is infinite amount of possibilities.
And yet I was still surprised when a small yellow triangle appeared out of nowhere in my dream and proposed a deal. He will fix my face if I help him.
And unfortunately I used to be such a stupid prick that I agreed. I would help him. Sure thing.
Cue the present.
I have moved from New York city to place called Gravity falls. The triangle dude - his name is supposedly Bill, pfff, what a lame name - had some business there.Β
A handsome looking guy by the name of Wade Wilson with katanas in his suitcaseΒ in the tiny city in Oregon. Bizarre. My house was super shit as I did not have much money, but I did not intend to live there forever so it didnβt matter.
Billβs first task was easy - to befriend the locals. Then we will move on with the plan.