#pindol

Stało się i się nie odstanie! Ksiądz napisał mi nie tak dawno na drzwiach „K+M+B 2018” i ten wynik dodawanka miał mi służyć za dobry omen caluśki rok, a dałam za to 50 zł dobrodziejowi, więc wiązałam z tym naprawdę duże nadzieje.

Ale od rana coś się święciło. Za ścianą modelka wykrzykiwała coś tubalnym głosem, a jej narzeczony, chudy metalowiec z warkoczykami na bródce, odpiskiwał coś i tak w kółko. Ona wrzeszczała rzeczy, które spokojnie mogłoby być tekstami Renaty Przemyk czy coś takiego, że ona musi bo jest na zakręcie, albo że jej dusza płonie. Nie ufam ludziom, co słuchają tej polskiej poezji śpiewanej, bo to jest zawsze jakiś bełkot o tym, że ona jest bardzo skomplikowana, a skomplikowane to jest sudoku, a nie ta kurew zza ściany! Nagle metalowiec pisnął za ścianą: „Dobra Elka, to i ja będę wsadzał w każdą dziurę od dziś!” i trzasnął drzwiami.

Ledwie trzasnął, a tu coś majstruje mi przy drzwiach, biegnę do przedpokoju, a tam zamiast judasza już tylko czarna dziura, a z niej wysuwa się powoli wiotki, ale strasznie długi penis metalowca. Włożył mi go, jak jakiegoś wynędzniałego tasiemca i zaczął ruszać w tę i wewte, jak jakiś dziwny dżdżownic. Pomyślałam „to by się nigdy nie zdarzyło, jakby modelka słuchała reggae”, potem miałam odruch, by złapać go za stuleję i potrząsnąć na znak szacunku, bo jednak wierny chłopak - poszedł wydymać judasza. Osz kurwa, ale to jednak mój judasz! Jak mi obspermi to już nigdy nie sprawdzę czy listonosz czy może komornik!

Postanowiłam, że zwalczę go muzyką, że nie od parady mam grzywkę, więc gorączkowo zaczęłam przypominać sobie piosenki heavy metalowe. „Zimne ostrze mej staliiii poczuj psieeee” - zawyłam i przyłożyłam do wiotkiego chuja brykiet szpinaku z zamrażarki. Penis metala zmarniał wtem jeszcze bardziej i zaczął cofać się panicznie. Po chwili tylko lepki zapach mastki był niemym świadkiem tego co się wydarzyło.

Seo In-guk as Pindol.

Theme Title: Pindol WordPress Theme Theme ID: 4277408 Theme value in US$: 49 Theme Author: muffingroup

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Pindol is amazing and fully complete WordPress.com theme. You can choose if you want boxed or full width layout. Also you can choose patterns for content and background or set up own image. All paterns are included into theme so everything is ready to use. Even if you don`t want to create your own page, we have solution for you. We provide .xml file for all our customers and just after upload it into theme, you will get exactly the same page as our demo.With Pindol theme you can build any type of page. This is great choice not only for corporate category, but for all other as well. With our amazing Theme Options panel, within few minutes you can adjust theme to your own needs. Nearly everything what you can see on our demo, can be changed from this section.If you are wondering if this theme is for you, don`t have any skills with html/php/css – answear is simply – YES! Everyone can build page based on Pindol. Each element can be built by easy and quick Drag & Drop Content Builder. But if you think, that you are good with coding, you can use shortcodes or html tags to bulild own page. Content Builder contain over 20 items and is really great option for all those who doesn`t want to work with HTML code or even shortcodes.We also included the best slider ever – Revolution Slider. So easy to use and within few minutes you can get amazing slides. We also included all sliders from our demo into theme to show you how slides can be created. With that you will understand everything very quickly.Theme is also Retina Ready. We included 2 different packs of icons (fontawesome icons and social media icons). All of them are vectors and are ready to go on Retina displays. Also we made option for 2 different logos (standard logo and high-resolution logo). The second option for logo has been created to show awesome logos on all devices with Retina displays.We can also say, theme is SEO Ready. You can choose if you want to use our built-in SEO fields or maybe your own external plugin (like “All in One SEO” or “WordPress SEO by Yoast”). We built additional fields like Title, Description and Keywords for each page. Whole code and tags has been also stacked properly from the most important, like h1 to less. You can be sure, Google will like your site built on Pindol.You can also be sure, this theme is fully Translation Ready. We created special section for this purpose. You can translate each element available on site. If you don`t want to use our built-in translator, you can use WPML plugin, .mo/.po files or other translation plugin. Theme is compatible with WPML plugin at all so you can create your pages in many languages.This is just a short description about our theme, because it`s not possible to give you all details about this awesome theme. You must to have it and you will see why is so amazing.

#gallery-0-5 { margin: auto; } #gallery-0-5 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 100%; } #gallery-0-5 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-0-5 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

  Pindol Features

100% Retina Ready.

Translation ready (.po /.mo files included).

WPML ready.

Updates Notification (for our future updates) NEW!

SEO ready.

Built-in translator (use it or turn it off and use external plugin)

Compatible with plugins like All in One SEO or Yoast

Revolution Slider included – $19 value.

Sliders can be set up for each page

100% fully responsive & swipe enabled

Choose between 24 different transitions for each slide

Choose between full-width & boxed layout

Youtube & Vimeo videos support

Set slider controls, animation times, shadows, thumbnails and much more…

Drag & drop captions

Unlimited slides

Set up any slides you want (image/images, video/videos, flying objects, text, Buttons, links, backgrounds and whatever you can imagine)

7 Demo sliders included.

Drag & Drop Content Builder.

Over 20 items included (maps, forms, article boxes, pricing tables, videos, portfolios and much more…)

Build your own page within minutes without any knowledge about html, php or CSS

Change sizes, positions and much more…

Awesome Theme Options Panel.

Change color for each element you see

Choose between 4 predefined skins or create your own

Turn on/off responsive version by one click

Choose layout (boxed or full width)

Change phone & email in header withing seconds

Use built-in SEO fields

Unlimited sidebars

Choose fonts for each text on page (you can use Latin, Cyrilic and many other types of font)

Built-in translator (translate anything you want on page with our built-in translator)

Choose between backgrounds images, overlays, colors, etc.

Upload logos (standard and high-resolution) & favicon in few seconds

Blog options support

Portfolio options support

Custom CSS support

and much more…

Wide and boxed layout.

Child Theme compatible.

Fully customizable – easily change the color of nearly every element you see.

Over 200 vector icons included.

Tons of Social Media Icons included.

Easy to use for any type of website.

100% Responsive Design (turn it on/off by one click).

80+ Shortcodes with Shortcode Generator.

Easy & fast to configure

Choose between columns, maps, our team, blockquotes, buttons and much more…

Your page will be ready in few minutes

640+ Google Fonts included

19 predefined awesome background patterns included.

8 predefined awesome content patterns included.

Pre-configured Page Layouts.

6 homepage examples

6 contact page examples

4 Our team page examples

Pricing page

FAQ page

Offer page

Gallery page

Error 404 page

Portfolio 2,3,4 columns + jQuery filtering

and much more…

Unlimited sidebars for pages.

7 built-in custom widgets.

Muffin Flickr

Muffin Menu

Muffin Recent Comments

Muffin Recent Posts

Muffin Tag Cloud

Revolution Slider widget

Different versions of header.

Custom logos & favicon support.

Dedicated subpages.

Three levels of navigation.

Ajax contact form + google maps (insert any map size in any place you want).

Grid Based Layout.

Social media icons.

Custom footer menu.

Built-in breadcrumbs.

HTML5 / CSS3.

Cross browser compatible.

Clean commented code.

Full documentation included.

Instructional videos.

Layered homepage PSD-file included in the package.

XML file with demo content (recreate our demo site within seconds).

Outstanding support for customers.