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I love making pizzas and top of my buttery garlic soaked sliced white bread iRun thru the cooker 1st then sprinkle me sum cheese then last but not least the peppi pepporonis each layer cooked all tasty. Oh yehhhhh mayyyne!!! PRANKS! #Pranks #phonepranks #gotcha #whowhatwhenwherewhy #mmm #pizza #tasty #goodness #mix #deezpranks #sykoe #8mile #mindstate #people
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Siri is a Nosy Bitch
So, one of my friends asked me what the funniest experience I have had would be and it may be boring in comparison for you, but it was fucking hilarious to me. My phone was on my desk and I was talking to my friend, when all of a sudden Siri turned on. Coincidentally, I had just said “Kill me now”, so Siri decided to speed dial the Suicide Hotline.
It was the most hilarious ordeal ever and I was laughing for days.
What is the most hilarious moment that has happened to you?
A guy at work left his company phone at home this morning and mentioned that I was "not to text him". Well then... I sent like 50 kitten, dolphin, unicorn, panda, and puppy memes to him, had the guys on my team do the same, and sent out a group-wide mail with the particulars, his number and image suggestions. I am evil way down deep inside... #youwillnot #phonepranks #withgreatpowercomesgreatresponsibilty #coworkers #unicornmemes #pandamemes #iamachildbutahappychild
Me:( playing Pokémon when suddenly phone rings)
Phone: (old geezer voice)Hello hello? I did order a pizza with salami, yes. I wanted an Ananas too, please.
Me: Elena, is that you?
Phone:( loud laughter)
( hangs up)
(I recall her on my phone)
Me: You know i have your number and everytime you call me your pic shows up.
“I’ll cut your meat like I do my grand kids.”
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Just got a random call from a custom T-shirt store in Wyoming. The kind lady wanted to know if the men's shirts "should have bling and sparkles around the names on the back like the women's shirts?" I have no idea who or what these shirts are for, but I quickly responded, "Absolutely, we would love that!" She seemed pleased. Hope the guy who ordered these shirts likes my fashion sensibilities...
