Nov 17, 2023
The Beat, new issue today!
Blake got Mike Wazowki-ed lmao
I’m very ok and normal about Seven
M!Blake Winter and M!Seven Lawless belong to @infamous-if
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The Beat, new issue today!
Blake got Mike Wazowki-ed lmao
I’m very ok and normal about Seven
M!Blake Winter and M!Seven Lawless belong to @infamous-if
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I actually had a question I forgot when I asked about Our Life, but what are the Ros impression of a Mc that smokes cigs on an occasion? (Dm if you want, I’m curious for future material).
on here is fine! and actually there's a few smokers on cast
Oh, here's another jackass that thinks smoking makes them look cool 😤 | Vi
Thinks you look kinda cool 👉👈 | Jack
Worried for your health 😰 | Jessie
Also smokes on occasion, so no opinion | Kile, Rain, Curt
Can I bum one off you? | Gabe, R, Heidi
Simptober, what’s Oskers, Val, and Ed’s impression of a naturally endowed Mc. Osker is a must, seeing Mc come back with #revengebody
oskar -- *found dead in a ditch from blood loss ripperoni in pepperoni*
edmund -- *finger guns or whatever the victorian/edwardian equivalent is*
valentin -- “nice”
How would the companions and Iron Bull react to female Adaar with the ram styled horns getting stuck to him (not NSFW but hey if ya wanna do the double whammy of being stuck while in the act I won’t complain), like they’re horns somehow got wrapped around the other’s from sparring, wrestling, or “wrestling”.
Mod Sumi here! I couldn’t resist going with ‘wrestling’. ;D
Cassandra had learned her lesson about knocking after walking in on the Bull and the Inquisitor. It was an image permanently seared into her brain. The second time it happened, the fault lay with the Inquisitor and Bull who apparently had no qualms doing such things in the war room. She made a disgusted noise and quickly turned around. “I will… send for some help.” Maker help them if Cullen found out about this.
Varric - When Varric saw Adaar walk into the tavern with one of their horns filed down to practically nothing, he immediately had questions. “Inquisitor I have to ask: what the hell happened to you?” They flushed, immediately looking over towards Bull. Varric couldn’t help but chuckle. “Should’ve figured Tiny was in on this.”
Vivienne - “Honestly my dears, you must take extra care when you have such attributes. It won’t reflect well on the Inquisition to have either of you running around Skyhold missing one of your horns.” Vivienne can just imagine the scandal that will cause. The Inquisitor and Bull have such lovely horns. Lacking one will make them look ridiculous and not help draw attention to their beauty.
Solas - Solas can’t say he is surprised. He’s heard rumours of the Inquisitor and Bull’s frequent escapades across Skyhold. It’s behavior he’d rather ignore because it is of little consequence to him. However, he does chuckle after hearing about their amusing predicament. Technically the chuckle was more of a snort, but no one can prove that.
Blackwall - Blackwall laughs awkwardly. He isn’t sure what type of reaction he should have. Maker, when Blackwall joined the Inquisition, he knew he would see some gruesome things in his time. However, this image is one that wouldn’t leave Blackwall for a long time. At least they are enjoying themselves.
Sera - Sera throws her head back and starts cackling loudly. “Inky, I can’t believe you and Bull got stuck in the frickin’ act while in the war room! Bet poor Josie and Cullywully are ready to rip their eyes right out of their heads!” Bit of a shame the pair lost part of their horns, though.
Cole - When Cole asks Varric what happened to the Inquisitor’s horns, the dwarf explains that there was an accident while wrestling with Bull. He senses Varric is lying, but lets him believe he accepts the answer. Cole is not as naive to such things as he used to be.
Dorian - “Let me thank the maker I spend the majority of my time in Skyhold held up in the library,” Dorian mutters to himself. He couldn’t imagine being caught in such a position and simply walk around the next day like nothing happened. Dorian expected it from the Bull, but it doesn’t seem to bother the Inquisitor very much. Still, Dorian is glad to offer them a drink when they come to visit him in the library. You know, just in case Aadar needs it.
Iron Bull - Bull has ended up in some strange situations (and positions), but ending up locking horns with the Inquisitor has to be in Bull’s top ten list. Looking back, he isn’t sure how it happened. Just have to remember their are certain things to watch out for with his Kadan being a fellow Qunari.
You know I keep picturing true form of Mc as the Krill from Sky: Children of Light (a little mobile game for playing playing with friends). A quick look up will tell you why Lol.
Ooh, I like them. They look like a pissed-off pagoda.
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Picture it Sicily, 1912 .... lol but picture this- Donni is trying to be intimidating in his wolf form in front of an enemy but here comes his cute Mc in her fluffy wolf form rubbing against him, wagging tai, just loving on him.
Donni: *hair standing on end, blood magick pouring off of him, growling*
MC: Hey bby how you doin’ *rubs on him*
Donni: *ignores them*
MC: I love youuuuu *wiggles doggy eyebrows*
Donni: *eye twitches*
Enemies: what the actual fuck
What are Mercury’s colors? I think I want to draw my Mc from one of those ask when shes wearing his robes/colors.
Oh!
Midnight Blue and Grey!
I hate poetry too. I’m a very logical and straight forward person. I can never understand the meaning. Ether give it to me straight or gtfo. Though I’m never going to turn down a lovers romantic gesture. Speaking of, is there a special reaction from Ysonia to the MCs attraction to Vespieron? (Btw, his name sounds like a really cool pokemon!)
...It does sound like a really cool pokemon, doesn’t it? Incredible. I love it.
Ysonia has a unique reaction to each of the ROs, but there is certainly a special reaction with Vesperion.