ykw? funk it, here are some Interland enemy headcanons
1. Oversharer (who in my headcanon is male)
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He's not only an oversharer, as his name says, but he's also a bit of a pervert and/or casanova
He's dating Hacker and he's not ashamed of it despite many Interland citizens cursing their relationship
His charismatic nature and seductive ways are, for the most part, a way for him to get unsuspecting internauts to trust him
He was once an internaut named Metokos (that's derived from the Greek term for "Rapid sharer") and he shared anything that interested him, but he became an oversharer when tempted by the lady he knew as the town's oversharer back then, who later became identified as "Tentata" (that comes from the Latin word for "Tempter")
He's the kind of guy to smugly say "I know" when you tell him that you thought you could trust him
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2. Hacker (who in my headcanon is female)
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She's a tomboyish girl who rarely, if ever, smiles, and who is sadistic but also somewhat sensitive deep inside
She's dating Oversharer and she threatens to hack anyone who talks shit about their relationship
She was once an internaut named "Latras" (that basically means "thief" in Latin) and she would steal others' works online but she became a hacker when she hacked her first victim... on accident, and she felt really good when she hacked the person
She's absurdly strong for her size (she's in between Oversharer and Cyberbully in height) and nobody ever dared to fistfight her because of it
She sometimes likes to tell demented, twisted versions of real stories of her hackings to the other Interland enemies around Halloween to scare the shit out of them
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3. Cyberbully (who in my headcanon is male)
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He's the kind of guy to flip you off for no particular reason
He's easily the youngest yet most foul-mouthed out of all the other Interland enemies and often it's Hacker who tells him to watch his language
He talks in a way similar to Selever from FNF, especially when he bullies others (e.g.: "Expect to hear me jab at you a lot, idc if it hurts your feelings")
He was once an internaut named Draznilka (that's Russian for "teaser") and he'd often tease others for minor things, and he became a cyberbully when he took his teasing too far one day by "jokingly" telling an internaut to kill themselves
Although he claims to not be afraid of anything, he's actually a real scaredy-cat
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4. Phisher (who in my headcanon is non-binary)
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They were born a flat-chested female but became non-binary when they were around 11 or so
They like to chill at Reality River on slow days
They were once an internaut named "Muzaya" (that's derived from the Arabic word for "faker") and they would sell lemonade mixed with iced tea and advertise it as regular lemonade
tying to the third headcanon they were pretty much always a scammer always trying to look for money
Although they're an adult like Oversharer and Hacker, they tend to jump all over the place when it comes to what age they act as
