(inspired by the rod of god shitpost,) ive always liked the idea that whatever jaune lacks in offense and experience, he more than makes up for it in being a tough cookie and sheer aura. may i request to see the various other characters complain/ react to going up against the tungsten cube that is jaune?
I mean, that is literally Canon Jaune. he starts off with nothing but fine intuition, decent Charisma, and the durability of a Chansey if it had Fur Coat as an ability while holding an Eviolite.
~~~~~
Yang: *Maxing out her Attack* HAAAAH!
Yang: *Punches Jaune's shield*
~In Mantle~
Winter: *watching a Seismograph* ... What the fuck?
~~~~~
Coco: *Firing Gianduja*
Coco: *Still Firing Gianduja*
Coco: *Still Firing Gianduja*
Coco: *Out of Bullets*
Jaune: *Poking out from behind his shield, missing around 15% Aura* Are you done yet?
Coco: *Reloading* NO! *Firing Gianduja again*
~~~~~
Nora: *Writhing, Wriggling, Shaking*
Jaune: *Carrying her to the edge of the arena*
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Emerald: *Trying to Drag his heavy metal ass to out of the arena* Fuckin' MOVE IT!
Jaune: *Literally just standing there* No?

















