#phidia kepler

SINCE THEY'RE A MATHEMATICIAN, THEY MIGHT BE A SMARTY PANTS. AROUND LOWBLOODS, THEY WOULD RUB IN THEIR SUPERIOR SMARTS AND EDUCATION. THEY MIGHT ALSO PRATTLE ON ABOUT MATH AND INCONSEQUENTIAL THINGS UNTIL YOUR AURAL RECEPTORS FALL OFF. BUT NEAR HIGHBLOODS THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE KIND OF QUIET SINCE THEY'RE USED TO RAMBLING AND INSULTING PEOPLE AND THEY DON'T WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A HIGHBLOOD AND GET THEMSELVES CULLED.

IF A HIGHBLOOD SAW A YELLOW BLOOD IN PURPLE SHOES, SOME SERIOUS SHIT WOULD GO DOWN. I WOULD RECOMMEND CHANGING THE SHOES TO BLACK AND THE PANTS TO GRAY, SINCE BLUE PANTS ON A LOWBLOOD COULD POSSIBLY BE CONSIDERED A CULLING OFFENCE.

>Be the really messed up weirdo who has a weird number fetish

Now that's just rude.

>Fine. Be the weirdo

Better.

Your name is PHIDIA KEPLER, are 6.56 SWEEPS OLD, and JEGUS do you love IRRATIONAL NUMBERS. You have gone SO FAR as to even MAKE YOUR HIVE a GIANT WEIRD SPIRAL THING, though it looks more like a WEIRD CORNUCOPIA due to the fact that you INSTRUCTED THE BUILDING DRONES to BUILD IT IN A CERTAIN RATIO. On the plus side, it LOOKS COOL AS HELL.

((Mod note to everyone in general: Saying jegus unironically is a huge no-no. Also, the sciency name is really cute.))

BE CAREFUL WITH THEIR HIVE LOOKING COOL. REMEMBER, THEY'RE A YELLOW BLOOD, SO THEY WOULD HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF RESOURCES TO BUILD THEIR HIVE WITH. READ: IT WOULDN'T BE A SPRAWLING MANSION.

[Golden Spirals follow the rules of the Phi ratio, along with a lot of different shells, which is where this comes in.]

One of your FAVORITE THINGS to do is COLLECTING SHELLS. But not BORING ONES. Only THE COOL SPIRALLY KIND. Despite the IMMINANT DANGER from being near the SHORE and consequently SEA DWELLERS, you DO IT ANYWAYS. If your LUSUS was something smarter than a SNAIL, it would probably worry. However, seeing as it is a SNAIL, it just OOZES AROUND YOUR HIVE, DOING NOTHING. 

I SEE WHERE THE SNAIL LUSUS FITS INTO THEIR THEME. GOOD CHOICE, ESPECIALLY SINCE LOW BLOODS TEND TO GET A SHITTY LUSUS.

MENTIONING THE DANGER FROM SEADWELLERS EARNS YOU SOME HUMAN BROWNIE POINTS. PHIDIA WOULD HAVE TO STAY AWAY FROM THE SHORELINE, THOUGH.

You also will occasionally FLARP, but only AFTER MAKING ELABORATE PLANS, which is another one of your WEIRD OBSESSIONS. However, most of the time, you ASSUME THAT EVERYBODY WILL FOLLOW YOUR PLANS DOWN TO THE LETTER, which ALMOST NEVER HAPPENS.

THAT IS ADMITTEDLY AMUSING. 

Your trollian handle is etherealMathamatician, and you start every chat with a H1. Afterwards you use a6so1utly no punctuation 8ut replace digits in a numerical fashi0n

[Said fashion is the digits of Phi, 1.618 and so on.]

MOST OF THE TIME, I ADVISE AGAINST USING L33TSP34K AS A QUIRK. BUT THIS TIME, IT COINCIDES WITH THE THEME OF THE TROLL, SO IT'S GOOD. IT'S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD BEGIN AND END SENTENCES LIKE THIS:

@Y0u tend t0 not use punctuati0n 8ut ad0re swir1ies@

MAYBE INSTEAD OF TYPING EXPLANATION POINTS, THEY COULD USE 1S LIKE HUMAN TWELVE YEAR OLDS DO.

Your Suburb title is Mage of Void, and your FETCH MODUS is a GOLDEN SPIRAL MODUS, which is one of those modi that can let you mess around with the contents at will. However, it MUST FIT INTO CERTAIN DIMSESIONAL PERIMETERS set by the LAREST PREVIOUSLY CAPTALOUGED ITEM. The perimiters decrease as you go further into the spiral, so you are LIMITED with the number of LARGE ITEMS you can captalaouge without CAPTALOUGING SOMETHING LIKE YOUR HIVE. Your STRIFE SPECUBI is SCYTHEKIND, which is RATHER HARD TO WEILD without falling over ALL THE TIME.

(I hear Scythekind's overused, but I can't really think of anything better.)

THAT FETCH MODUS SOUNDS LIKE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

ALSO, A GOOD WEAPON FOR THEM MIGHT BE SOME SORT OF FRISBEE. FRISBEES SPIN AND ONE OF THEIR THEMES IS A SPIRAL.