#phichit-kun

Yuri: Nothing important.

Victor: Oh, come on, I'm your fiancé!

Yuri: No.

Victor: I'm going to ask Phichito-kun.

Yuri: I'll tell you when you do the dishes.

Yakov: Well, better than singing.

Victor: It's called 'How to become canon'!

Yakov: You should stop chatting with Phichit.

Yuri: He got the idea from tumblr.

Phichit: We need more of the hamster spears!

Yuri: You know that these are toothpicks?

Mika: Well, finally he has found a friend.

Victor: the check please.

Yuuri [takes out wallet]:

Victor [credit card ready]: let me do it, honey.

Yuuri: you always pay for our dates, let me take care of it this time.

Victor: just let me pay for the meal.

Yuuri: why is it always like that with you. Always telling me what to do and then-

Victor: I wouldnt have to tell you what to do if you only knew what you're doing.

Phichit [knocks down a door]: shut the fuck up before one of you says some shit you'll both regret.

Phichit [swipes his card and pay]:

Phichit [leaves]:

Yuuri: I'm sorry, i didn't mean to call you bossy.

Victor: the fault is mine, I'm always doing stuff for you.

Yuuri [turns around]: you do know we can see you.