#pfaff

sid: FIGHTS HELLA DIRTY would pull on my hair and earrings, poke my eyes three stooges style whatever goes. i would fall to my knees and start crying and he would take advantage and kick my ribs in

joey: easy win obviously hes like three inches tall

EDIT: i have been informed by @virtora1999 that joey actually was a good fighter. i would probably end up putting the most amount of effort into this fight because i would assume joey cannot put up a fight and i do not want to be proven wrong but in the end i would get my ass handed to me

paul: if i cry enough i could probably guilt him into not fighting me

chris: looks fucking pathetic. he looks like he’d cry if i spit on him or smth. easy win

jim: same as chris. could probably punch him in yhe knees., sweep the leg or whatever

craig: i wanna say he’d fucking kill me like just for the meme but i cant see it. i think hes got the highest intimidation factor and he uses that to his advantage but he cant fight like at all. i can see this being fairly equally matched

shawn: actually fucking kills me lmao

mick: i let him beat me up 🤤

corey: acts like hes hot shit. probably saying hella marvel movie ass quips but he is embarrassingly pathetic. he would scream if i walked towards him. i keep imagining him like dale gribble and it makes me laugh. also easy win

jay: a strong gust of wind would blow him over

pfaff: we talk it out and our fight ends with us hand in hand skipping off into the sunset. we are going to get ice cream together :)