#pf verse

 It’s a mix between clothes and armor, though the latter may be upgraded a needed, depending on the danger of the situation. The full armor makes it harder to move, but it’s perfect for long battles and exchanges vs short lived encounters where thinking quick on your feet might save your life. Ezreal rarely uses it, and usually goes about the first two options, the third if things get hairy.

The armor part of the suit is powered by a magical time crystal Ezreal has as his core (think of Camille’s heart). It’s what connects the armor permanently to him, but not to a point that it’s a full on augmentation. 

The crystal energy has a symbiotic relationship with Ezreal’s own mana and magic affinity, amplifying it and using it as an energy source. If he dies, it will collapse and go on overdrive before crashing and poofing him out of existence in the timeline. He will go back to his last ‘save point’ (Chronology protection point. He has a limited few that he can take and put again) It’s not a... pleasant experience, though, since he actually gets to feel the overdrive on his nerves and brain before he “dies”. The way to kill him for good is either crushing the crystal or shootting him with Cait’s gun right out of existence. And ince the crystal is well onto his ribcage and below the armor, the latter is the most likely one.

 Talking about augmentations!: Both legs from the knee down (Necessary for the upgrade, stronger legs means less problems with the heavier armor, not to mention it makes landing a bit easier since he doesn’t seem to be equiped with Cait’ portals for Pulsefire Jumps). Core (explained in the past point) Left arm (accident, pre-upgrade) and right eye (Cait’s bullet grazed him before the Grand Escape, went back to a timeline where he hadn’t yet fucked up to get it fixed).

Now down to the armor: It’ connected to his organic body in three points: On his neck (the collar thingie you see, he has scars from the cirgury creeping up), on his core and on his spine. The latter is a way to connect the armor to his nervous system and brain, connecting the bionic eye too. The powercore is housed in this hybrid between augmentation and piece of armor, since it’ not really part of his system but he can’t exactly take it off, from here, emerges the Pulsefire Cannon and the rest of the armor at will. 

[ Let me crack that physics joke ]

[ In his new voice lines, PF Ezreal says: “To hell with ‘General’, I am Special relativity!” And as the world would have it, that is an actual physics term. ]

[ The difference between General and Special relativity, is that in GR space time is curved due to mass/energy. )this wrapping is called gravity) but it’s more of a geometrical description than a force, so that even the massless photons of light ‘curve’ their straight trajectory to follow the fabric of space-time. On the other hand, in SR space-time is ‘flat’ cos there’s no source of mass/energy to curve it. Thus shit doesn’t change its path cos someone decided to be around. ]

[ Think of a ball rolling through a dipping mattress with other weights randomly placed and stationary. the dips will change the trajectory of the ball, even if all its technically doing is following the straight line, but it was bended cos of the weight of the dolly you placed there, for example. SR is the same ball rolling through a wood table, whoever, the table will expand or contract so that the speed of the ball is ALWAYS the same to whomever is watching. In those last scenarios, the ball was a photon of light in the vacuum and the table and dipping mattress were space-time. ]

[ Basically the butt of the title joke came down to the fact that light 'travels in a straight’ line in a SR since there’s nothing to curve space-time with, and when you add mass, those 'straight’ lines curve in comparison. ]

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