#petepatrick

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woo! my fic for the So Much for (Tour)dust collection is public! extra love to @earlgreytea68 for making this collection and giving me an excuse to write porn ♥

They don't do this, not really. They did this once or twice forever ago, and it was amazing and a disaster and worth it and something they decided they should not do ever again because it was risky, way too risky; for the band, for their friendship, for everything . And so, they shouldn't do this now, right?

Right?

Or: Why telling Patrick how to sing a song is a 50/50 game of win or die, and Pete has always (sometimes to his degriment) ignored the odds.

Pete/Patrick + Elton John being an unwitting romantic meddler and accidentally performing their marriage on the set of the SRAR video (plot bunny anons, this one's for you)

"Poor Patrick here has no idea how to tell Pete that they're married for real now, or that he's desperately in love with him."

Patrick's eyes widened at that and he lifted his head. "Hey! I-I'm not - I mean, I don't…"

"This is the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me," Joe declared, blinking. "Elton John legally marrying you to Pete and explaining your love angst to me was not on my life bingo card, dude."

Andy shrugged, leaning back with his arms folded. "It was on mine."

angelpatrick/devil!pete mini not-a-comic I drew in...2008!? from the original lj post: roughly done and pointless; it’s cliché, and sweet to the point that you might gag a little. but, you know, you were warned.